wesley alex Wishes Collection

Troubles are like washing machine. They twist, turn and knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter than before.

Pappu and Tippu order coffee.
Pappu: drink fast.
Tippu : "Why ?
Pappu : "it is written out there, hot coffee Rs.5/- cold coffee Rs.10/-"

"You can hurt a heart only till it loves you"

A friend is an extension of my own self without whom i am incomplete so better take care of your self coz i don't wanna lose a part of myself.

What is the secrete of success ?
"Right Decisions"

How do u make right decision ?
"Experience"

How do u get experience ?
"Wrong decision"

William Shakespeare said : "Affection is not measured when both take care of each other; it is measured when one ignores and the other still continues to care"

Student taking a true false test is flipping a coin. At the end, he flips coin again. Teacher asks "what are you doing ?" Student "checking my answers"

the person who cooked up this sentence must be a vocabulary genius. "I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness" - This is a completely meaning ful sentence where the Nth word is N letters long. Eg. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters long