Amit Ghiya Wishes Collection - Page 3

Beauty is :ageless..luv is:boundless..heart beats r :countless n a fren lik u: hopeless!oops!shameless!!oh!sorry useless,oh xtremly sorry priceless”.

Friendship is little less fight : a little more we & a little less i:a little morelaugh & little less cry : friendship is simple U & i..

…. Boyfrnd :sorry I cant marry u,my family is not permiting me..grlfrnd:who is there in ur family?boy:my wife n kids…

A cute love story.Girl –am I pretty?boy-no,g-do u want 2 live with me?b-no.g-will u cry if I leave u?b-no the girl got vexd@startes 2 cry.the boy puled her close 2 him & said u r notprety but prettiest,I don’t wan 2 live with u but live 4 u,if leave me I wont cry but DIE……..

Honto pea ate ho baat banker, dil main aate ho yaad banker,ankhon main aate ho spna banakr,ho sake toh hamesha mere zindagi mein rehna sache dost banakr.

Yeah sulagta jism Yeah kampkapatey honth,yeah tharr-tharata hua aap ka badan,yeah ladkhadati aawaz!mujay pehle he pata tha ki yeh
MALARIA HE hai!!!!

Life’s like that it’s the little thing in life which hurts.wanna know how..u can sit on top of a mountain But not on top of a pin!!

Toofan me kashti ko kinare bhi milte hai,jahan me logon ko sahare bhi milte hai,duniya mesabse pyari hai zindgi,kuch log zindgi se pyare bhi milte hai.

Tere naam ki shayari chand pe likhne ko dil chata hai.par kya karu kambakhat ye khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.

Fame is scentless flower with a lovely crown of gold,but friendship is a breathing rose with love n care in every fold.!!let the rose give its smel 2 all.!hav a good morning

Hamari dosti apne Dil mein basaye rakhana,hamari yaadon ke chirang jalaye rakhana,bahut lamba hai safar zindgi ka mere dost,ek hissa hume bhi banaye rakhan.

Dil k kareeb aa k wo jab door ho gaye,sare haseen khwaab chur-chur ho gaye.hamnewafa nibhayi toh badnamiyan mili,aur jo log bewafa the who mashoor ho gaye..

I know friendship is hard to keep but even if it gets harder I wont give up because if itshard to keep you then it will be a lot harder to find you again…..

Some time I don’t say hi..sometime I don’t reply.sometime I do not sms u..but idoes mean it 4got u it means im giving u time 2 miss me ..good night.

Whenever u feel a cluster of joy, it may be coz angles r dancing over u but wenever u smile without any reason at all it may be coz im thinking of you..!

Success doesn’t come to you.you go to it.Good morning…

RISING SUN TELLS USTO LOOK AHEAD, SPREAD HAPPINESS, AND LEAVE ALL THE DARKNESS BEHIND. That’s my wish for you..today..tomorrow..andforever…..

Kagaz ki kasti thi, Paani ka kinara tha
Khelne ki masti thi,
Dil ye aawara tha,
Kahan aa gaye is samajhdari k daldal me,
Wo nadan bachpan hi kitna pyara tha!

Life equation:
Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Njoy.
Pigs=Eat+Sleep.
So,
Human=Pigs+Wrk+Njoy.
Human-Njoy=Pigs+Wrk.
Therefore Humans Who
Dont Njoy=PIGS AT WORK!

Perfection is not achieved complete-ly by Anyone in d World. But if u keep chasing PERFECTION, Somewhere on the way, U may catch EXCELLENCE
gd mrg

Jin:Kya hukm hai mere aaka?

Aaka:mere a/c me 10 crore cash aur Katrina se shaadi 10 second me kara do?

Jin:Aaka! hukm karo, haramipan nhi..

3 tips 2 play a safe life game : dnt make promises whn ur in joy, dont talk wen u r sad, dnt take decision wen u r angry . Think twice, act wise . . .
Gdmrng

Poem luvd by girls.
Husband humara aisa ho,wallet me jisk paisa ho.lambi jiski hight ho.Guse ka wo Lite ho.jb sas se meri Fght ho,kahe jaanu Tum hi Ryt Ho..!

Aaj private job walo ki Zindgi ka kya Haal ho gaya hai 8Am se 8Pm tak boss jeene nahi deta aur 8Pm k baad Ashok Gehlot peene Nahi deta,... ... .

Dil ka kaha 1 kam kar do,
pyari si muskurahat mere naam kar do,
aaj duniya pe 1 ehsan kar do
Ghar se nange niklo aur pure mohalle ko hairan kar do.....

After 2yrs of marriage aishwarya gave birth to cute baby.

What name did abhishek keep for him?















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What an idea sirji!

A VERY FUNNY BUT TRU QUOTE:
"Come like a Horse,

Sit like a Thief, and,

Go like a King..!!!"-WAS written on a ...











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Lyf iz lyk a box of toffee,called frndz wid different flavours,which 1 will u gt u never noe....bt when i gt u i was sure tht i gt a "CENTER SHOCK"....

85yr old man buy Viagra and ask The Chemist "isko kiske sath loo"
Chemist : "Baba, Ganga jal ke sath "kyo ki itne sal baad itni khushi bardaasht nahi hogi !

Q:"nari"ka matlab kya hai?
Ans:nari ka matlab hai 'shakti'

Q:to fir purush ka matlab kya hai?

A:'sehan shakti'