vicky malhotra Wishes Collection - Page 4

Waqt or khushi aapke gulam honge,
Har pal or pehlu aapke naam honge,
Jara mud kar dekhna mere dost,
Aapke har kadam ke niche mere haathon ke nishan honge.

I say U listen - gud frndship
U say & I listen - better frndship
But U dnt say n I understand - the BEST frndship

Frnds nvr leave each other......
Frnds nvr part.......
They just sometines silently sit........
Deep inside each others HEART saying, "i m still here, are u there ???"

The world's most happiest frnds nvr hv d same characters, they just make the best understanding of their differences......!!!

Gujre hua lamhe hum yaad karte hai hain, Apki salamati ki hamesa fariyaad karte hain, N mila hai n milega aap jaisa, Isliye apni kismat par naaj karte hain.

Friendship is a little more truth and a little less lie, a little more We and a little less I, a little more LAUGH and a little less cry, Friendship is simply U and I.

Jiski stupid batein bhi lagti ho cute, sacha lagta ho jiska har jhuth, jiske 7 ladte hue bhi aa jaye smile :) yahi hai sache DOST ka style.

Pyar sigaar ki tarh hota hai,
AAG ke roop me shuru hota hai,
DHUYEN ki tarh badta hai,
Aur RAAKH ke rup me khtam ho jaata hai.

Why do we fall in luv?
Experience ki kami..
Why do we break off lub?
Patience ki kami..
Then why do we want to fall in luv again??
Dimaag ki kami!

Lalu ke peechhe kutte ka bachha pad gaya,
To lalu ne kaha ab to BSNL ka card dalva liya hoon, Yeh HUTCH ka network kahan se aa raha hai.

Jis pal Khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
Hajaaro sal dekha hoga,
Lakho saal nihara hoga,
Aur fir 1 bar jarur socha hoga...Arre YE HAI KYA.

Dil ke dardko jubape mat lana, apni ankhose ansu mat bahana, jakham chahe kitne bhi gahare ho, "DETTOL" k siva kuch mat lagana...

" A Couple was sitng in garden,
Sudnly a Dog & Bitch came n kiss each other!

Boy - Janu aagar tum bura na mano to mai bhi.
Grl - Ok pr plz sambhl kar,
Kutiya tumhe kat na le! "

Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents

Santa told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
Santa stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Kaisi Ye Reet Kaisi Ye Chot Hai E-Khuda
Mein Jism Aur Meri Jaan Hai Mujhse Juda
Khila Khila Hai Manjar Charo Taraf Mere
Par Deep Dil Ka Mere Hai Bhuja Hua

Ya Mere Khuda Kaisa Wo Khudgarz Nikla
Khud Bhi Tanha Raha Aur Mujhe Bhi Rula Diya
Kehta Hai Ki Wo Bhul Chuka Hai Sab Kuch
Fir Bhi Uske Dil Mei Ab Tak Pyaar Mera Hi Hai Basa Hua

Mita Hua To Kuch Likha Hua
Khat Wo Pakda Gaya
Keh Gaya Ki Bhula Dena Mujhe Tum Bhi
Aur Har Arsa Wo Mujhe Yaad Ata Gaya

Mujhe Chaht Ki Pyaas Thi Unki
Unhone Dard Ka Samandar Pila Diya
Haath Khali Na Rahe Mere Isliye
Saath Tanhaiyon Ka Pakda Diyaa

Santa: Why do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make up? Banta: All false. Girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination.

Teri yaad ch gwacha
dil rajj rajj roya ...
tu v kitti tokkhebaazi ..
sadda rabb v na hoya..
sadde rabb ne likhe ne lekh kalee..
asi a khottia kismata walee

Ajao kisi din k meri sans thami hai

anchal main phool bharkar teri rah taki hai

is ishq k alam ne muje qaid kar diya........

jism-o-jaan main ab bhi teri mehak basi hai

Weerane k zarre-zarre ko gulab kar denge,Sharab ki har1 bund ko shabab
kr denge,reh na sakoge hmare bina,tumhari adat itni kharab kar denge