vicky malhotra Wishes Collection - Page 3

Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho?
Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di.
Mummy: Beta, aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge.
Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein.

Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ?
A: Apologise !!!

Doctor Santa and Priest loved the same girl. Priest started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Doctor Santa asked: Why? Priest: Coz an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

lalu goes to a shop and ask...
"yeh bandarva ki photu kitne ka hai?"
shopkeeper: voh phutwa nahin sahib wo to seesa(mirror) hai

Dil ki dhadkan tej hai,
Saso me bekrari hai,
Dil ki dhadkan tej hai,
Saso me bekrari hai,
Aare! Jaldi check up kara lagta hai....Dame ki bimari hai

Once a dakoo tied mangalsutra to his gun, n thn suddenly every1 statred worshiping him......Y ?? think think.......Bcoz he became 'GUNPATI' now :)

Pahale to Khaylo me mera karta tha mai,
Ab to hakikat me marne k din aa gaye hai,
Tha arman barso pahale maut ko gale lagane ka,
Ab wo arman pure karne ke din aa gaye.

Teacher: Bachon kasam khao kabhi Sharab,Cigrte,Ladki inko nahi chuoge, aur desh ke liye jan doge! Bache: de denge sir, aisi jindgi jikar kya karenge.

Subah utho closeup karo - nahao phir mera photo laga ke uske samne dono haath jod ke zor se gao "tujhe bhool jana jana mumkin nahi tu yaad na aaye aisa koi din nahi..."

Isse pahle holi ki sham ho jaye,
Badhaiyo ka silsila aam ho jaye,
Bheed me shamil hamara naam ho jaye,
Kyu na holi ki abhi se RAM-RAM ho jaye....Happy Holi..!!

Something are made for each other,
For E.g.: Shoe and socks,
soap and water,
Paper and pen,
Shirt and Paint.
Me and Your Boy Friend.

Think "Gently"
Talk "Simply"
Laugh "Loudly"
Work " Hardly"
Love "Sincerly"
Feel "Freely"

jeewan ke har rang doston se hai,
koi lal, koi hara, koi neela, koi peela,
par aapko dekhte hi dil bas yahi poochta hai,
yeh naya rang kon sa hai.

Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa. Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main... phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

Kash aap bakri hote, Hum aapko ghass khilate aur pyar se apke kaan hilate aur puchate, Pagal kaun? Tum ya Main? Aur tum pyar se bolte "Main Main"

Don’t trust people whose feelings changed with time, rather trust people whose feelings remain the same even when the times changed.

Bhejkar sms dil se yaad kiya...
fir na kehna apko bhula diya...
Ab na koi bahana hoga,
dekhkar msg hamara apko muskurana hi hoga.

Fasle mitakar dilo me pyar rakhana,
is dosti ko sada barkarar rakhana,
jo bichad jaye hum tum kabhi,
to fir milenge bas ankho me hamara intazar rakhana!!!

2 pigs eating potty
pig1- yaar hum duniya ki potty khate hai koi hamari potty bhi to khata hoga.
Pig 2 : saale khane ke waqt to dhang ki baat kar.

Father-Raat ko tum pi k gutter mein gir gaye the,
Son-Kya bataon dad GALAT SANGAT ki wajah se hua,
Hum 4 dost,1 bottle aur woh teeno pite hi nahi the.

Dosti ki pyari surat ho tum,
Kisi ki jindgi ki jarurt ho tum,
Khubsoort to phul bhi bahut hai yaar,
Mere Liye phul se b badhkar khubsoort ho tum.

Yaad aati hai to zara kho jate hai,
Aansu ankho mein utar aaye to zara ro jate hai,
Neend to nahi aati ankho mein lekin,
Aap khwab mein aoge yeh sochke so jate hai.

1 lamhe me unhone zindagi savaardi,
lamhe me unhone zindagi bigaad di,
Kasur unka nahi hamara tha,
Jo un 2 lamho me hamne zindagi guzzar Di.

Dil ko tham kar har wawt uski yaad me,
Khoye rahate hai hum,
Ab to h ye halat ho gaye hai pyar me,
Jagkar bhi soye rahate hai Hum.

Kaise apne aap se mujhe juda kar paoge,
Mere jane pe tum bhi aansu bahaoge,
Yaad hum karna chod de tumhe,
Soch ke batana kya tum hum bin muskura paoge?

Mohabbat ki dastan sunane aaye hain,
Tabaah karne k baad woh pyaar jatane aaye hain,
Aansu poch liye the humne kab ke,
Magar woh fir se humein rulane aaye hain.

Bichad gaye toh milne ki aas kya rakhna,
Hawa k jhokon ka hisab kya rakhna,
Bas is khyaal se muskura diya humne,
ke apni udasi se kisi ko udas kya rakhna.

Tum chahte rehna mujhe marte dam tak,
Hume tumhari chahato se pyar hai,
Hum chahange tumhe marne ke baad bhi,
Q ki aaj bhi hume tera intezaar hai.

Tujhe apna banane ki hasrat thi,
Jo dil me hi reh gai,
Chaha tha tujhe tut kar,
Chahat bas chahat ban ke reh gai

Lakh chahoge bhul na paoge,
Hum se juda hokar ji na paoge,
Chahe kitani bhi khusiya luta do hum par,
Hamari dosti ko overtake nahi kar paoge.