sunil vasava Wishes Collection - Page 20

A Marwadi calls Newspapr 2print death of his grandpa..
Clerk-Rs.50/- word.
Marwadi- Dada Dead
clerk-sorry,Minimum 5 wrds.
Marwadi-Dada Dead,Wheelchair for sale!

Lion sleep 18 hrs a day,

If Hard work is the secret to success,then donkey would have been the king of jungle.

Dedicated to all my lazy friends!!

Pati-vo khubsurat LADKI Muzko Has k Dekh rahi hai..
Patni-Pehle confrm kar,Has k dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh K Has Rahi hai...

A man going in the car with his wife.
He writes on the rear glass...

" DO NOT DISTURB....AL READY VERY DISTURBED."

" Honest people alter their Ideas to fit the Truth..
And
Dishonest people alter the Truth to fit their Ideas."
Believe in honesty..
Good Morning...

Ek sharabi Ka Court Mein case Chal Raha tha.
Judge Ne Kaha
" ORDER ORDER"
Sharabi Replied..
" Ek CHILI CHICKEN,EK Qtr ROYAL STAG With SODA' Jaldi...

Evry tear is a sign of Onions!
Evry silence is a sin of zero balance!
Evry smile is a sign of daily brushing!
Lyf is simple!
Don't make it complex!

Good Night..

Sara jahan he jiski sharan Me.
Naman Hai Us Mata Ke Charan Me.
Bane Us Mata Ke Charno ki Dhul.
Aawo Milker Chadhaye shraddha K Phool..
NAVRATRI KI SHUBH KAMNA..

Happiness is never perfect until is shared with someone else..

Good Morning...

Koi fail hota he to koi pass hota he,
koi fail hota he to koi pass hota he,
Magar 'Girl Friend' usiko milti he,
Jiske pas 'NAVRATARI ka 'xtra pass' hota he.

When U Feel sad,
Go Infront Of mirror,
Look At urself Say I Am so Cute.
U Will smile automatically.
But don't Make It habit,
Bcoz roz Roz Mazaak Achha nahi hota..

Best Line...

Khush Naseeb woh Nahi Jiska Naseeb Acchha Hai..Khush Naseeb woh Hai Jo apne Naseeb Par Khush Hai..

Good Morning..

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
" If you don't wanna see me smoking,then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy"..

It's better to bunk a class than to study throughly in class.
Bcoz,
Today when I Look Back.
Marks never make me LAUGH.
But Memories do...

Work hard,but make time for your love,friends and family,Nobody remembers powerpoint Presentation on ur dying day....

Road,Park,Bus stand,Railway Track,Steps,Terace,Bar,Street,Footpath.
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/.
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whereever u r sleeping,
utho jao,
Subah ho gayi....
Good Morning..

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy.'

Good Morning..

The Person who knows" How To work" will always have a job...

The Person Who Knows " Why To work" will always Be His Boss..!!

GOOD DAY....

N-Nav
A-Arti
V-Vandna
R-Roshni
A-Aradhana
T-Tez
R-rakhne wali
A-AMBEY MAA apki Manokamnaye Puri Kare..

HAPPY NAVRATRI..Jay Mata di..

beet gayi taro wali sunhri raat,
Yaad aayi fir wahi Pyari c baat,
khusiyo se har pal ho apki mulaqat,
Isliye muskurakar karna din ki shuruar,

Good Morning..

" Ask the successful person how to finish a work..!! But Ask the Experience person how to start a work..!!

Good Morning..

Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Sexy Ladkiya dekhna Chahte Hain?

" DONATE UR EYES"
Social Msg Ko bhi Kamine logon ke liye interesting banakar Bhejna Padta hAI....

Life is a continuous challenge and an unending struggle.We are not made rich by what is in our pocket but rich by what is in our HEART.."
Good Morning...

The woman who doesn't wish to bake bread,spends five days sifting the flour..
Good Night..

" It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help"

Good Morning..

A forced kindness deserves no thanks..

Good Morning

Agar Zindagi K Kisi Mod Par Aapko Koi faisla Karna Ho,To apne Dil Ki Baat Sun Lena Q ki Dil Bhale Hi LEFT Me ho Par Wo Hamesha RIGHT Hota Hai...

good Morning

Dunia ka har insan apne paav bhigoye bina shayad samunder par kar skta he,
Lekin ankhe bhigoye bina"PYAR" nahi kar skta..

Apna Purse kholo Or usme se 1000 Ka Note Nikalo..

Gandhiji Ka Photo Dekh Kar Bolo " Happy Birthday " BAPU"

Wo Note Le Kar Kal Milo " Birthday CELEBRETE Karenge.