Ajeet Gupta Wishes Collection

Yad Aati H To Khwabo Me Kho Lete He
Aansu Aakho Me Utr Aaye To Ro Lete He
NInd To Aati Nhi Lekin Aap Aaoge Khwabo Me Is Ummid Me So Lete He.

Jungle Badhao
Desh Bachao!

Pasina Bahao
Paisa Kamao!

Msg Bhejo
Friendship Badao!

Nhi To,

Switch Off Karo Mobile,
Battery Bachao.

Pyar Use Nhi Kehte Jisme Aashiq Mar Jaye



Pyar To Use Kehte Hai



Jisme Aashiq Mar Jaye Aur Pyar Amar Ho Jaye..

Intresting Indian cricketr's names..


Ravi shas3

Mahendra Singh 2ni


100Rav Ganguly


Sachin 10Dulkar


Mun1/2 patel

Its Amazing

Daali Pe Betha Parinda Dali Ki Kamzori Ya Uske Hilne Se Nhi Darta,

Q Ki Usko Daali Pe Nhi Apne Pankho Par Vishwas Hota He.
!_Good_Night_!

1Din Dosti Pr 1Kitab Likhenge,

Dosto K Sath Gujri Hr Baat Likhenge,

Jab Batana Ho K Dost Kaise Hote He,

Tumhe Soch Kar Har Baat Likhenge.

Khud Ko Zamin Tujhe Asman Kehti Hu
Teri Khusi Ko apna Araman Kehti Hu
Duniya Wale Tuje Mera Yar Kehte He
Lekin Mai Tuje Dil Daar Kehti hu

Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,

Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar Do Aur Sui Is Ke Side Me Rakh Dena,

...Police Samjhegi Sui-Side Ka Case He.

Humne Unke Samne Aana Chhod Diya,
Apni Chahat Ko Jatana Chhod Diya.
Qki Jite The Jinki Hasi Pe
Unone Hi Dekh
Kar Hume Muskurana Chhod Diya.

Kal Raat Mere dost K Dada Uske Khwab Me Aye Or Kaha-Baccho Dil Khol Kr Paap Kro
Qki Nrak Me Bilkul Jagah Nhi H
Hm Khud Diwaro Pr Bethe He.

Pyas Dariya Ki Nigaho Se Chupa Rkhi H
Ek Badal Se Bdi Aas Lga Rkhi H
Teri Ankho Ki Kasis Kese Tuje Smjhau
In Chirago Ne Meri Nind Uda Rkhi H

Dost 1 aisa 'Chor' hota hai jo.
Ankho se AANSU
Chehre se PARESHANI
Dil se MAYUSI
Zndgi se DUKH
Aur Hatho ki Lakiro se MAUT
Tak chura leta he

A True Saying-
Your best relation is the one who is the FIRST one to come in your mind when you want to SHARE something to anyone.. :-)

GOD ne Din Banaya Naam diya
AFTERNOON,
Raat ki Roshni Banayi Naam diya
MOON,
Soch Samjhkar Tumhe Banaya
or
Naam Diya
"CARTOON" B-)

CID-
Aaj khane me Roti, Sabji or Daal hai.. Wah wah.. Aaj Khane me Roti, Sabji or Daal hai.. Oh My God Daya, Is Khooni Ki Biwi To Maal hai.

Zindgi ki rah kesi b ho guzar jaynge
1din hm chupke se mar jyenge
Aj rhne do dil me
Kal ansu ban k ankho se nikal jaynge

Tere Mere Beech Zamana Padta Hai
Dil ko Kitni Bar Batana Padta Hai
Thehar Gai Hai Baat Muqaddar Par AaKar
Khud Ko Ye Aksr Samzana Padta Hai.

SANTA ne Apni Car k Niche Kutte ko Leta Hua Dekha to Kutte ko Punch se Khicha or Kaha








Bahar nikal Saale, Bada aya Automobile Enginer

Hmesha Samjhota Krna Sikho
Q Ki Thoda sa Jhuk Jana
Kisi Rishte ko Hmesha ke Liye Tod Dene Se Bohut Behtar H

Ajib RiwaJ H Is Dunia Ka
Kehte H
Sabse Mil Julkar Raho
Pyar Mohbat Se Raho
or Jab KisiSe Pyr Ho Jae
Kehte H In Sabse Dur Raho

Mudkar Na Dekh
Mujhe u Haste
Haste

Mere "DoST" Bade
Jaalim Hai
Keh Denge Bhabi ji NAMASTE

TEACHER:Wo 3 Words Batao
Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate He?



STUDENT:Muje Nahi Pata.



TEACHER:Shabash Beta, Baith Jao.

Sunta h Dhadkano ki Awaz koi koi
Or jan skta h dil k raaz koi koi
Milte he bauht se log is duniya me
Mgar banta he sacha dost koi koi

WIFE: Tum toh Kehte the Ki Shadi K baad bhi Mujhe Bahut Pyaar Karoge,
HUSBAND: Sorry yar! Mujhe Malum Nhi Tha Ki Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi

Uske Pyar K Saye Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa banaya

Wah wah!

Uske Pyar K Saye Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa banaya

Tu 2 minute ruk Main Pani Pi K aya.

PJ
Mitti ko ENGLISH mein kehte hai CLAY
.
wah-wah
.
Mitti ko ENGLISH mein kehte hai CLAY
.
.
.
UUUHH.. AAAAHH...
LET D MUZIK PLAY. :-D

Tum Itni Khubsurat Ho
Tumse Bahare Bhi Sarminda He
Kabhi Bhul Se Kabristan Na Chale Jana
Warna Murde Bhi Kahenge Hum Mare Nahi Abhi Zinda
He

Kutte ko Murgi se pyar tha
Usne MUrgi se sadi ki
Thode time baad Murgi ne Khrgosh ko Jnam diya


Ye sb kya he?



AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI!

Doctor- Tum Toh Mamuli Dard Bataa Rahe They, Lekin Tumhari Toh Dhadkan Bhi Kaafi Badhi Huee Hai
Sonu- Woh Toh Aapki Fees Dekh kar Badhi Hai.

Kya Ap Machharo Se
pareshan He
sone Me Takleef Hoti H

to..Machharo ke sone Ke baad
So jao
What n Idea Sir G