vishal Jain Wishes Collection

Best lines fOr practical life-
"I have many prOblems in my life-
but,
my lips dOesn't knOw that-
it always smiles-!:-)

Santa: Beta 2 Bistar kyun lagaye?Son: Ghar Pe 2 Guest ane hai.Santa: Kaun?Son: Mummy ka Bhai aur mera Mama.Santa: Fir 1 or laga, Mera Sala bhi aa rha hai!

Whats college life..?

"It is one of t cute and sweet experience in life which gets over before u realise whats it worth"..Really true . :-)

:-DJst bear it


Do u knw which bollywood actress is also a jyotish??




its koina mitra!!
u knw y?


coz amir khan says
"koina jane apna future kya hoga"

Good one:
Loneliness is a nice feelin beyond words wen v chøose it ourselves.

Bt its horible wen others mak us choose it.!

A true friend may not be able to give their life for you...
But they can definitely give your life back to you when you think you've lost it...

They say its painful 2 wait 4 someone..
They say its painful 2 forget someone..
But d worst pain comes wen u dont know whether 2 wait or 4get..

Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt

tsunamis 2 arise

hurricanes 2 sway and

no1 teaches hw 2 choose a frnd lke u

it jus happens lik a


natural disaster.;-)

Nice thought:
Never love a person if that love is ur weakness....
And never quit a person if that love is ur strength:-) :-)

What a pitty of our lifestyle :
If we hate someone, we tell it without fear.. and If we like someone, we have fear to tell it....

Waah Prabhu !
Kya teri Leela..!
Chuha Billi se darta he, Billi Kutte se, Kutta Aadmi se, Aadmi Biwi se aur Biwi chuhe se!
Jay ho prabhu

Its just meaningless in expecting any one to be of ur kind because you can't hold their right hand in your right hand to walk together!.. :-)

Do not end up being led and influenced to think things and do things and say things that may not be good for your well-being.
Good Night

Kuch pal itne hasin hote Hain,
Ki Yaad karke aankho me Ansu aa jate Hain,
Kuch logon ko milne ki fursat nahi,
Aur kuch milne ko taras jate Hai

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye
Na mujhe kisi dard ki talash he
Mere phone ko jo apna samajhkar recharge kare
Mujhe to us DOST ki talash heY . . .

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Nothing,
I suddenly remembered ur face..?
Oh my god..?
Wat a funny creation..

Bapu bole agar koi msg na kare,to tension mat lo use Sms karte raho,bole to full vinamtra k sath.ek din uska hirday parivartan hoga.phir wo msg nhi cal b karega....
Kuch toh sharam karo?

A Quote For All Busy People
"Find Sometime For The Dear Ones In Ur Life...Else 1 Day U Will Find Time But Not The Dear Ones To Share It"...!

"Good people change themselves according to the situation, but only the smart people change the situation according to them! "
Be smart.

Kya hai DIL ki haalat bataana nahi aata, kisi ko aise tadpana nahi aata, sunna chahte hai 1 baar fir aawaz aapki, magar baat karne ka bahaana nahi aata..

Naughty thought of today:
"It is really hard to wait for the right person in life...

.....especially
when the wrong ones are damn attractive !"

Dosti jivan ki parchai hai,kabhi vafa to kabhi bevafai hai,sukh dukh ka esme aana jana hai, duniya me subse pyara sa rista bus ye dostana hai...

Unpe khatam sari Chahat hogi

Phir na kisi pe ye Inaayat hogi

Kuch is tarah karenge Yaad unko

Na unko Khabar hogi na Zamane ko Shikayat hogi.

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :~

"Its a talent of taking rest before U get tired"

U know?
"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. " keep smiling.... :-)

Height of
super bindas:

Finishing the exam paper &cuming out of the examination hall & then asking a frnd.

Kaunsa subject tha yaar....

Lips jab lips se
milte hai to kya
hota hai?











Hamesha galat
mat socha karo


Muh band ho jata
hai aur kya?

A 10 year old boy went to an ice-cream shop& asked How much a cone costs? Waiter said:RS.15 The boy started counting how much he had in his purse Then he asked how much a small cup cost?Waiter said:RS.12 The boy asked for a small cup He had it,paid bill&left When the waiter came to pick the empty cup,he was touched The boy had left RS.3 coins as tip for him MORAL:Try giving something to everyone out of whatever little you have..

Ek ADMI daru pi pi ke
mar gya Lekin uski daru ke pratti shradha to dekho

wo mar ke b ye keh gaya-
"SHARAB TO THEEK THI,MERA LIVER HI KAMZOR THA"alwys be +ve