neha singh Wishes Collection

santa to halwai: tum kitne sal se jalebhi bana rhe ho.
halwai: 30 sal.
santa: tab bhi tum se jalebhi sidhi nahi bani!

what is the moral behind gajni?
yehi ki ganja bi maang nikal sakta hai.

ques;sau me se doso gae to kitne bache??
ans: 98...
are sau me se do soo gae to 98 hi to jage huae hain.

a mother always want a husband for her daughter better than what she got, and is convienced that his son will never get a wife like what his father does.

women
women
women

if u praise them, they think u r lying.
if u don't, u r gud 4 nothing.
if they talk, theywant u to listen.
if u listen, they want u to talk.
if u kiss them, u r not a gentleman,if u dont u r not a man.
if u agree to all their likes, u r a 'joru ka gulam'.
if u dont, u r not understanding.

women
women
women

so hard to live with them,
even harder to live without...

newton's new law- every book continues 2 b in its state of rest or covered with dust, until n unless an external or internal exams appears..!