haris momin Wishes Collection - Page 2

Thora sa apna moo mobile ki
Thora sa apna moo mobile ki screen kay samnay karo

Thoora sa or

Thoora left say or.

Bus bus thaek hai

!Ammmmuahhhhhh!
Lv u

Five Benifits of Kissing
1.Change taste.
2.Burn Calaries.
3.Lips never go dry.
4.Relieve stress.
5.Make face muscles strong.
So keep Kissing

Tip Of Da Day"

3 Muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain

Or




Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN

Hotel Manager gives an advertisement for a Chef. One cook sends his application as follows: “Dear Sir, I am a good cooker. If you appoint me, I am sure I will be able to cook you. When I was working earlier in a hotel I cooked them all.”

Santa: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend