Diljale*GR* Wishes Collection - Page 26

1 Smoking
2 Drinking
3 Drugs
4 Cholestrol
5 Obesity
6 Mutton
7 Oily food
8 Masala
9 Stress
10 Pollution
= HEART ATTACK
Matlab
DUS Bahane Kar K le gaye DIL.

You are Bandar It means:
B= Beautifull
A= Attractive
N= Naughty
D= Decent
A= Awesome
R= Rambo…
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PER HO TO TUM BANDER HI NA.:)

Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
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Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai
hai”

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident

HAMARE YAHA

Naya

Purana

Acha

Kharab

Taza

Basi

Tuta futa

SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h
KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE
Note:
Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

Agr wo apni Mohabt Hme banale

hm Unka hr khwab apni palko Pe Sajale

kregi kaise maut hme unse juda

Agr vo hme apni RUH me basale.

Dosti Pe Kurban Hmari Yari Hai Haske Mar Jaynge Iski Bhi Tayri Hai Ye Silsila Na Khatm Ho Apni Dosti Ka Hmne Apko Yaad Kiya Ab Apki Bari Hai

Aaj Rutha Hua 1 Dost Yad Aaya Accha Guzra Hua Waqt Yad Aaya Jo Mere Dard Ko Sine Me Chupa Leta Tha Aaj Jab Dard Hua To Wo Bhut Yad Aaya

Anso Kisi Ko Dikhane K Liye Nahi Hotay Dil Per Likhay Naam Mitaney Ke Liye Nahi Hotay Sms Bhejta Raha Karo Ay Dost Is Se Rishtey Kabhi Purany Nahi Hotay

Paani to bahut hai magar peeye kaise, jeena to chahate hain magar jeeye kaise,tere lab hai ya pyala hai jaam ka, pee ker gire to sambhal paaye kaise

I Called You 5 Time
But The Line Is Busy,
So Please Come Outside.
I am Standing Outside Your Home.

My Name Is “MOON”.
I Just Came To Say
-Good Night-

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–( “o” )
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Uff!
Thak gaye hum aap ki deewaar par chadtey chadtey, Sirf ye kehne k liye k Janaab

Good Night

I luv you when you're sad.
I luv you when you're happy.
I luv you when you're teasing.
I luv you when you're laughing.
I luv you when you're angry.
I luv you when you love me.

ja bewafa ja humein pyar nahi karna,
tanha hi jee lenge hum jab hai tanha marna,
ja bewafa ja humein pyar nahi karna,
ja bewafa ja humein pyar nahi karna.....

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Ye dekhna hai,
Ye dekhna hai,
kahani kahan badalti hai,
Ye dekhna haikahani kahan badalti hai,
abhi talak to wohi bewafai karta hai
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na to majboori hai,
na to majboori hai koi,
na koi lachari hai,
na to majboori hai koi,
na koi lachari hai,
Bewafai teri Paidaishi,
beemari hai.....
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Kyun Tune Dil Toda
Kyun tune yun chhoda
Kyun tera ab bhi rahe dil ko Intezaar
Kyun Chali Aati hai
Kyun Tadpati hai
Kyun Hoon abb bhi mein yun bekaakaar

1-admi ne Fish pakri
jab ghar aaya to dekha
Na gas
Na ata
Na bijli
Na oil
admi wapis Fish ko darya me phenk aaya
Fish upar aai or zor se chilai

*jiyo manmohan sarkar jiyo*

Bin badal barsaat nahin hoti,
Suraj doobe bina raat nahin hoti,
Ab kuchh aise haalat hain hamare ki,
Aapko dekhe bagair din ki shuruwat nahin hoti.

wo ashq bhi hame kuchh kam nahi pyare
aapko yaad karke jo aaye ankhon me hamare,
kurban lakh khushiyan yaar ese dard par
jo mila hai hamko ishq me tumhare...

En hasin ladki se etni mohabbat mat kar mere yaar,ye aankho se waar karti hai.maine en hi aankho me dekha hai ki,ye har kisi se pyar karti hai.

Tumhara jutha pyar ko hamari zindagi samja,Tumhe apna dil deke tumhara dard liya,Tumhare khel ko me samaj na saka,
Tumko bewafa kehne ka kabil na raha...

Tujh se ladoun ya teri yaadon se,
Dono se hi ranjish hai meri,
Par lad na saka kabhi teri yaadon se, aur
ab tujhse ladna bhi mumkin nahi.........

RISHTE aur RASTE ek Sikke k 2 Pahlu Hote Hain.
Kabhi RISHTE Nibhate Nibhate RASTE Badal Jate Hain.
Kabhi RASTE Pe Chalte Chalte RISHTE Ban Jate Hain...

Pyari Subah Teri,Shaam Meri Ho
Din tera,Raat Meri Ho
Hasi Teri,Udasi Meri Ho
Jab Maut aaye to yaar sirf …
Kabar teri aur usme lash meri ho.

Teri bewafai mahaj ek bahana hai
Dard ko kisi bahane lab par lana hai
Bas ek wohi nahi milne ate mujhse
Zakham ek gahera jise dikhana hai

Aaj Aapke Pyar Me Kuch Kami Dekhi
CHAND Ki CHANDNI Me Kuch Nami Dekhi
Udas Hokar Laut Aaye Hm Apne Ghar
Jab Mehfil Apki Gairon Se Sazi Dekhi