8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 52

Where there is peace? there is heart!
where there is heart? there is love!
where there is love there is you
where there is you? There is meeee!
I Love you!

Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti h kya batau
DOST:Kaise?
Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola"main Kon?"To wo boli "DODH WALA"..

TEACHER- AISA SENTENCE BANAO JISME URDU HINDI PUNJABI ENGLISH KA SAHI PRAYOG HUA HO?

SANTA-ISHQ DI GALI WICH NO ENTRY

Master-kaka pad liya kr,teri umar ch ta Gandhi ne B.A. kr liti si.
Student-master ji tusi v kuch sikh liya kro,tuhadi umar ch ta Bhagat singh ne fansi le li si.

Wife : Please Bike Tej Na Chalao...
Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai...:

Santa : Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai Toh Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Le

Ranja aya Bulet chla k, Heer bethi jean pa k, Ranja ne chlaya gear pa k, heer digi nali ch ja k, Ranja utarya gogls lah k
FIR KI,Heer ne Ranja kutya lamma pa k

Dhadkane ruk gai meri ye sun kr,


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Jb light gayi aur kaam wali baee ne kaha
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.."wat the hell is this......

Girl to Swami-Mujhe 'Bhavishya' dekhna sikhao?
Swami-Aankhe band kro aur gaal aage karo
Girl-Nhi,aap mujhe kiss kr loge
Swami-Dekha, Dikhne laga na 'bhavishya'

Wht Hurts more dan losing a luvd one...??

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Solving the final accounts and finding dat ur balance sheet doesnt tally...!

Grl : I don't like the way u keep staring at me

Boy : AND I like the way u notice me doing that.. :)

'Girlfrnd Langar k prasad k jaisi hoti he..

jisme chahte huye bhi koi nuks nahi nikal sakte,


Bas shradha aur majburi k sath chupchap khana padta h..'

Why in every luv story sister supports and brothers dont?..

B'coz sister knows what LOVE is..!!

And brothers knows what boyzz are..:)

They say milk gives u strength!


Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall!

You can't!

But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own.!

Nit navi khushi tere boohe te khlove,Rab kre tera hr khwaab sacha hove,sadi dosti aine saal jive,jihdi tareyan de wangu kde ginti na hove,,,,

Beet gai taaro wali sunhari rat
Yaad ayi fir wahi pyari si bat khusiyon se har pal ho aapki mulakat Isliye muskura kar karna din ki shuruat.
Good Morning..

"Rajnikanth at his very best:

He knows those two persons
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Who shake hands in nokia cell phones.!!

Don't PRAY when you see a TEMPLE or MASJID or CHURCH or GURUDWARA..
PRAY when You see an AMBULANCE:(

Your prayers & wishes may save a family..:)

FINALLY IT HAS HAPPENED
after decades, BEER is now CHEAPER than PETROL !!
now there will be new slogan _
*just DRINK don't DRIVE*

Hurting Fact:



I always assumed that some people LIKE me truly:)

But

Sometimes,

";")

I feel that I'M just an option when they R alone & BORED..

SANTA:Meri BV Bahut Busy Rehti H.
BANTA:Wo Kaise ?
SANTA:Monday to Friday
Ekta Kapoor K Serial Me.
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Sat-Sunday Meri Galti NikalneMe.

Santa bakriyan chara rha tha.

Banta- in bakriyo ko kaha le ja rhe ho?

S- school le ja rha hu

B-mujhe pagal samjha he kya
aaj to sunday he

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi
Deta....

Height of customer care service....





Swiss Banks are Going To Open an ATM in Tihar JAIL..

Ankho se ansu gire to woh aankh meri ho , apka dil dhadke par dhadkan meri ho, khuda karay dosti humari itni ghari ho ki road par tu pitay or galti meri HOH

1budi mr gyi.
ladies rone lgi'bebe kithe gyi,jithe na dup na cha,
na roti na sbzi,na bijli na pani'
Snta bnte nu "yar dekh budi kite Sade ghr t ni chli gyi"

SNTA:Meri biwi buht fuzul khrch h
Jubse shadi hui he roz100, 200 mangti h
BNTA-Wo in peso ka kia krti h?
SANTA:Kya pata Mane kbhi dye he nhi

Iron is very hard metal,
but it also becomes Weak when it is Hot. So always stay cool,
Happy in any situation.
You will always be Strong in life..

What is marriage.
"Marriage langar de parshade wang hundi hai..jis vich chahunde hoye vh koi nukks nahi kadd sakde,sharda te majburi nal chup-chaap shhaki jao.