8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 51

Once rajnikant was playing cricket during monsoons..
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Rains canceled due to match..!

Once up On a time rajanikant used tOOth pOwder tO get strOng teeth-

tOday dat pOwder is knOwn as
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AMBUJA CEMENT!!!:-

Micheal Jackson didn't die by drugs..
those wer rumours..
He got major heart attack after seeing that He cannot do d dance steps of Rajnikant

This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-

"Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET.."..;-)

:) Good Morning :)....

A
Sweeter
Smile...

A
Brighter
Day..

Hope
Everything
Turns
Out
Great
For
You
Today.

("") HaVe A
( 'o') LoVeLy
(,,)(,,) DaY...:)

Santa radio thik karwane gya.
Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye thik hai,Mausam kharab hai,Isliye nhi chal rha.
Santa: Le 100rs,Mausam nya daal de.

Kaju
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Badam
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Akhrot
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Ye Sbhi Bahot Testy He Magar aap Se Jyada Nhi
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"KHAJUR" Ki To Baat Hi Alag Hai

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Ausat Mrityu Dar Kya Hai?

Banta: Shatpratishat

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Jo Paida Hota Hai,



Wo Mar Hi Jata Hai...

Promise means everything...
But once you break the trust, sorry means nothing...!!

There is nothing more intimate and purest emotion than a shared silence..!!"..Goood day.

When Rajnikant was in college he had selected 3 subjects,
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And 2dy dat subject r called
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ARTS,COMMERCE and SCIENCE!

K.G. k bache ki dukh bhari shayri:
Mohabat K Nam Pe Saza Mene Payi He
Gor Frmaye

Mohabat K Nam Pe Saza Mene Payi H
Baki Sher Baad Me Abhi SUSU Aai he!

Is velentine apne pyar ko dijiye GAL PAR THAPPAD ....
Rose to har koi deta hai.ap kuch naya try kijye...
..Do the new...
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santa 15 Saal Tak Ro-Ro K Aulad k Liye Dua Mangta Rha
1 Din Bhgwan Dukhi Hokar Aaye OR Bole:Tujhe Wahe Guru Da Vasta!
Pehle Shadi to Karle Mere Baap!

Small but true saying..!! .......
"Wo Shakhs 1 Choti Si Bat Pe Yu Rooth Ke Chal Dia..



Jese Use Sadiyo Se Kisi bahane ki Talash thi".....

Santa was feeling sleepy.. His head was going down.. nd down due to sleep . Teacher comes & asks "what's this?
Santa: GRAVITATIONAL FORCE

Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You'll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS

A notice board in cinema hall-" please keep your mobiles on MANMOHAN SINGH MODE" :!!

1 day while swimming from Africa to America Rajnikant lost his underwear in Atlantic ocean!!
Today that place is called?
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The Bermuda triangle...;)

Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna he.?

Santa: Chasme ke saath 75kg.

Doctor: Aur chasme ke bagair.?

Santa: Vo mujhe dikhta hi nahi..!!

SANTA-Bhiga sa lagta h Alam mujhe
Bhigi si lagti h subah mujhe
Bhiga lag raha h sara jaha mujhe
BANTA-uth sale,bistar pr susu kr dia h tune.

Jaane Log kaise apni ZINDGI yaado k sahare Jee jaate H,

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Hum To 1
TOPIC Yaad Krke Sote h Wo Bhi Subah Tak Bhool Jate hai... ;)

Na sathi he koi, Na humsafr he koi, Na hum kisi ke, Na humara he koi, Par aapko dekh kar kahe skte hai ki pyara sa dost hamara he koi.

Subah ka suhawna maosham tajgi de aap ko.
neeklta hua suraj roshni de aap ko.
hum to kuchh dene ke kabil nahi .
mata rani jiwan ki sari kusiya de aap ko.

Insaniyt Insan Ko insan Bna Deti He.
Lagan Hr Muskil Ko Asaan Bana Deti He.
Vrna Kon Jata Mandiro Me. Astha Hi h jo Pathro Ko Bagwan Bana Deti He.

Wat is d proudest moment in a
students life?

Standing in middle of d examhall n asking-

"Kamino meri answer sheet kiske pass hai vapas to do..":-D

A true & caring relation doesn't require a large talk...a soft msg is enough...because its not the mouth that speak.....its the heart that feels..

Some Time We Fail to Understand the Feelings of very Close People in our Life?
Because a Book held very Nearer to Eyes is very Difficult to read.

Cho Jao,Cho Jao, Mujhe Wich Kiye Bina Cho Jao.
Laat Ki Laani Aayegi,
Dhakka Deke Jayegi, Bed Se Aap Gil Jaoge,
Chaali Ninni Ul Jayegi
Dud Nyt & Happy Ninni..:-)

Jab Wo Girlfriend Thi
Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi
Mangetar Bani, Wo Bolti, Mai Sunta Tha
Jabse Biwi Bani, Hum Dono Bolte Hai,
Mohalla Sunta Hai