reian jain Wishes Collection - Page 12

Zindagi ki raaho mein zab koi mod aaye...
Zindagi ki raaho mein zab koi mod aaye...
Give indicator, Blow horn aur mud zaayein.

Wo ladka Aaj bhi garmi se mar raha hai...
Jisse
kisi
Ladki
ne
1
baar
kaha
tha...


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"Tum is sweater ko pehan kar Salman khan lagte ho.."

Patni: agar me mar gyi to tum kya kroge.?
Pati: baba ji k pas jauga...
Patni: tum kitne ache ho... Kya kahoge unse....?
Pati: kahunga baba ji apki kripa ho gyi...

Aasman ke taare kabhi gin kar dekhna,
Jitna aap gin paoge utna aap mujhe yaad karte ho,
Jitne baki rah jaye utna hum aapko yaad karte hai.

Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha Lekin Phir Aap Meri Zindagi Me Aye To Mujhe Ehsas Hua K “Akelay Hi Sukoon Tha.

Aap k yadon k bina ek pall na rehena
aapse dur rehene ka dard nehi sehena,
aapse sirf etna he kehena mujhe apne dil se kabhi albida na kehena. I luv u

Mummy : Tu Hamesha TV Kyun
Dekhta Rehta Hai.. ?
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Kid : To Kya Fridge Dekhu..Maa ????

Zindagi Badi Udas Hai
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai
Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai
Cow Khati Ghaas Hai
Main Uska Sir toor Dunga
Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai…

Muskil is duniya me kuch bhi nhi fir bhi log apne irade tod dete h agar sache dil se bnaya ho rishta to sitare bhi kisi ke liye apni jagah chhod dete hai

us jaisa moti samandar me nahi h...wo cheez mang rahe he j muqaddar me nahi h....kismat ka likha to mila hi h hame....dua to us cheez ki h jo kismat me nahi h...

do baccho ki maa
teesri bar saadi kar rhi thi,
fero ke waqt chota baccha rone lga,
amma boli chup ho ja varna agli saadi me nahi le jaungi.

"Sweet Night,"
"Fine Night,"
"Lovely Night,"
"Beautiful Night,"
"Happy Night,"
"Nice Night,
"Likely Night,
"I think it's a
"GOOD NIGHT

Ak aadmi dudh lane gaya aor bola
Rupu:- 5 kg dudh dena.
Ramu:-par tera katora to chota ha isma 5kg gaay ka dudh kase lega .
Rupu:-to thik ha bakri ka dudh de do.

If you want to leave a lasting impression, treat people the same way you would like to be treated.

Remember that A woman brought you into this world, so you have no right to disrespect a a woman...

Girls,A man truly loves you when missing you is his hobby, caring for you is his job and loving you is his life.

God placed our brain on the top, so we can use it first before our heart. Don't let love drive your whole life.

It's always the people who know the least about you, who want to judge you the most.

mere pas waqt nahi un logon se nafrat karne ka jo mujhse nafrat karte he, qu ki me busy hu un logo me jo mujse pyaaar karte he...!

bhagwan har 1 bache k ghar jake use prem nahi de sakta, isliye usne MAA banai; ...vaise hi har 1 admi k ghar ja k usko sidha nahi kar sakta isliye Biwi banayi....

Boy: Suno jara !


GIRL: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,



Khane k baad


Ladki: Ab bolo

Boy: Teri plate me cockroch tha,
Le aur ban Heroine.

Wo meri mohabat se yoo beimaan ho gaye,
jo kabhi apne thei aaj anjaan ho gaye.
Unki berukhi ki intah to dekhiye,
wo lekar meri jaan kisi aur ki jaan ho gaye.

Girls,When a boy calls you cute he likes your face. When he calls you hot he likes your body. When he calls you beautiful he likes your heart!

I want to love someone whose heart has been broken so that he knows exactly how it feels and won't break mine.

Pain is temporary, love is forever; don't make it the other way around.

When you know why you like someone, it's a crush. When you have no reason or explanation, it's love.

Women are like the police. They can have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession.

When a girl starts to feel lonely in a relationship and she tells u that, you should stop whatever you're doing and start listening to her.

Everything is going to be alright, maybe not today, but eventually....

A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy because it just means that someone is afraid to lose you.