reian jain Wishes Collection - Page 14

Chup reh kr
saza mat dena,

baat na karke
rula mat dena,

na de sako khusi
to koi baat nahi,

bas ek vada karo,

zindgi me hame
bhula mat dena.

Sabhi student ko Infom kiya jata
hai ki wo apne results aane se
pehle
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Ghar ki sab
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Chapallen
belts
pipes
wires
bat
jhaDu
wipar
etc.
Chupa de..
Nahi to Result kharab aaya to
khamakha padosiyo ko free
Action Drama dekhne ko
miljayega...

Koi pakar to koi khokar juda hota hai.
Koi hanskar to koi rokar juda hota hai.
Magar juda hone ka dard tab hota hai.
Jab koi kisi ka hokar juda hota hai...!!

Harbhajan to Dhoni: Hum to Jaanbujh ke match haare.
Pata hai jeetnewali team ko jo Volkswagen mil rahi hai, woh petrol ki hai.. :

Exam + Rawdy Rathore
"
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Jo Mai Padhta Hu 'Wo Mai Likhta Hu,
or
Jo Mai Nai Padhta Hu'Wo Mai
"Definetly"
Likhta Hu..

Happiness comes when we stop complaining about the troubles we have and give thanks for all the troubles we don't have. Life's a gift!

Life is just one of those things that you take as it comes. It might be good to you one day, bad the other, but u gotta love it, cherish it.

Breaking News-Petrol prices up Rs by 7.50

Pump attendent - 'Kitne ka daloon ?' ! Car owner - '2-4 rupye ka car ke upar spray kar de bhai, jalana hai !!'

Silence is a girl's loudest cry. You can always tell she's really hurt when she starts ignoring you.

If someone wants to be a part of your life, they will be there, don't bother saving a spot for someone who won't make an effort to stay.

1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamla kar diya h
2nd woman- hame dar h ki kahin ek missile mere pe na gir jaye
3rd woman-tum sab fikra kyu karti ho hum to india me rahte hai na...

GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful''
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?"

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)

4 Mast And Bindaas Life:
Like All..
Trust Few..
Follow None..
Love One...
But Learn From
Every One...

Never cry for the person who hurts you..just smile & say "thanks for giving me a chance to find someone better than you."

Dard is kadar bhadha ki ghabrake pee gaya,apni bebasi per taras kha ke pee gaya,thukra raha tha ye jaha badi der se mujhe ,aaj is jaha ko thukra ke pee gaya

Raat dhal gayi, sitare chale gaye.. gairo se kya gila jab apne chale gaye.. jeet to sakte the ishq ki baji hum bhi.. par unko jitane ke liye hum harte chale gaye

Haatho ki lakiro me saja le mujhko, dilke kone me chupa le mujhko , kya pata zindagi kab sath chod jaye mera , do pal k liye hi apna bana le mujhko

Yaado me hamari woh bhi khoye honge, khuli aankho se kabhi woh bhi soye honge, mana ki hasna ada hai gum chupane ki, par haste haste kabhi woh bhi roye honge

Agar mai mar jau to mera gum mat karna
Ansu B mat bahana mere liye

Sidhe
upar aa jana


Fir kya ?

Pipal k ped par baitkar logo ko daraynge!

1 Ladka 2 Ladkiyo Ka Picha Kar Raha Tha.
Ladki- Sharm Nahi Aati Pichha Karte Ho. Bhaago Ya Fir Ek Aur Ladke Ko Lao.

Girl: I'm jealous.
WHEN others girls r looking at u

Boy: Don't be jealous, baby


Girl: Why?

Boy: 'Cause you have something that they don't.

Girl: What?

Boy: My heart

""CHAAND""ko bitha ke pehre pe
""TAARO"" ko diya nigrani ka kam,
Ek""RAAT"" suhani Aapke liye,
Ek sweet sa ""DREAM""Aapki Aankho ke naam.
"SHUBH-RAATRI"

PLATFORM se ladki ne utar kar ladke se pucha ki konsa station he???

ladka: no. dogi to bataunga....

ladki: oh,ho mumbai aa gaya....

Phir Raah Pe Mulakat Ho Na Ho,
Lele Mera Pyar, Phir Bhale Baat Ho Na Ho,
Jazbat Me U Ruth K Accha Nahi Kiya,
Sochlo Phir Zindagi Me Pyar Ki Barsaat Ho Na Ho.

Aisa Kaun Sa Janvar Hai,
Jo Kutte Jaisa Hota hai,
Par
Chalta 3pairo Se hai..?
SOCHO

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NEHI MALUM






Simple

LANGDA KUTTA..!!

Weneva Ur Not Feelin Well Widout Any Reasn, Jst Go n Hug d Special1 In Ur Lyf.
Bcz
Sumtyms U Dnt Need Medicines.
U Jst Need d Magic Touch:-)

*.__.*WISH*.__.*
*.__.*U*.__.*
VERY*.__.*VERY
*.__.*GOOD *.__.*
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*GOOD NIGHT *
*~*lovly*~*
*._sleep_.*

*Naino K Kajal Se
*Khwabo K Anchal Se
*Mehki Bahar Se
*Is Gul-E-Gulzar Se
*Dil K Har Tar Se
*Bade Hi Pyar Se
*Kehte Hai Apko
(Good Morning)