reian jain Wishes Collection - Page 4

English Tcher:Btao ya kon sa tense he?

"Me Nach rha hu,
Tum Nach rhe ho,
Wo Nach rhi he..hm sb Nach rhe he,"

STUDENT:Sir ye
"MUJRA Continous Tense"he. . .

Be imteha mahobbat he aapse batau to kese !
Khafa ho aap hamse Manau to kese…
Kuch dil se kahena chahte he ham…
Magar alfazo baya karu to kese…..!!

JADU Rajashtan Se Bhagta Huwa Aya Aur DC Office K Bahar AKar RukGya
Bolo Q



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yar Wo Thak Gya Tha na
.Jaan le lo jadu kee

Woh Jaanti thy
Uski Hansi
Mujhe Pasand Hai..

>Is Liye..

Usne Jab Bhi
Dard Diya
Muskura Ke Diya..!!

Urgent girlfriend needed..

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Qualification- must b the only daughter of a petrol pump owner.

Effect of price rise of
petrol on dowry:
Lrki wali: wase aap shadi
me gold-silvr ke alawe
kaun c car lenge??
Lrke wale: na na in sb
chezo ki tnsn aap na
lo,aapki beti ke leye car
hm khrid denge,
bs aap petrol bhrwate
rehna!!!

Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me
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Maa-Baap Se Badkar Koi
Nhi

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Isliye
Jaldi Se Shadi Karlo
Aur
Maa-Baap Ban Jao
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Rishta Wahi,
Soch Nyi..

Ek important message:-

Agar Kabhi toot kar bikhar jao to mujhe yaad kar lena.
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kyu ki
Mere pas 5Rs
wala fevi-quick bekaar pada h

Dhoop tez hai paas saya b nahi... Dard aisa hai k rona aaya b nahi... Aap k siva maine kisi ko apna mana hi nahi... Q k aap jaisa dost rab ne banaya hi nahi.

Tumhare bina kuch socha nahi jata. Ek pal b bin tumhare humse jiya nahi jata itna b yaad aya na karo phr tumse dur humse raha nahi jata..

Jindgi ki race me agar first aana chahte ho to uska ek hi secert h






kisi ko btana mat plz





akele bhago..:-)

Khud pe jo tha aitbaar jhutha nikal gaya
Dariya mere kayaal se gehra nikal gya
Kbi bata diya tha kisiko apna pata
meelon meri talash me rasta nikal gya.......

Har barish mein yehi dua hai meri..

ki..

Barish ki jitni bunden zameen par gire..
Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire..
Khushiyo ke samandar mein.

Girls not remain without boys.. How??
Fe(male)-male
Wo(man)-man
S(he)-he
So dont try to be alone.

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

Teacher: 1 Din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega,
Sab jeev nasht hojaynge
prithvi tabaah hojaygi.
Santa: madamji, us din tution ana hai kya?

Friendship need
No promises
No demands and
No expectations
It just needs two people
ONE COOL LIKE ME AND ONE SWEET LIKE YOU.

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

Beautiful line for Mom and Dad

Aziz bhi wo hai,
Nasib bhi wo hai,
Duniya ki bheed mein karib bhi wo hai,
Unki dua se chalti hai zindagi kyun ki khuda bhi wo hai,
aur takdir bhi wo hai..!!

Sirf 2 log muqaddar wale hote hai,
Ek wo jinko sachcha pyar milta hai,
Aur
Dusra wo jinka TARBOOZ meetha nikalta hai,
Enjoy the tarbooz season.

The difference between TRUTH and LIE.

TRUTH: Is a debit card
Pay 1st and enjoy later.

LIE: Is a credit card
Enjoy 1st and pay later.

Us rab ne diya hai saath tumhara,
aap ke pyar se kam nahi pyar humara,
koi tamanna nahi hai ek khwahish ke siva,
na tum rutho na kabhi choote ye saath humara.

Jis ke liye sab kuch luta diya humne,
wo kehte hai unko bhula diya humne,
gaye the hum unke aansu pochne,
ilzam de diya ki unko rula diya humne..!!

When i see the moon
I always think of you
Bcoz no matter
Where we are…

We always see the same moon.

Mushkile hamesha behtreen logon ke hisse mein hi aati hai,
Kyun ki wo us ko bhetreen tariqe se anjaam dene ki taaqat rakhte hai..!!

Excellent msg in human life..
Good Behavior Can Cover the Lack of Beauty.
But,
Beauty Can Never Cover the Lack of Good Behavior.

Kisi ke Aane Ya Jane Se
Zindgi Nahi Rukti
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Lekin
Jine ka Andaz badal
Jaata hai..!!

You can calculate everything, even the speed of light
but
Cant calculate the hate of the people behind their smile.

Beware of ego
Its a double edged sword..
The outer edge cuts your POPULARITY,
While the inner edge cuts your PURITY.

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