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In our life there is a single color, as on an artist''s palette, which provides the meaning of life and art. It is the color of love.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Q. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they''re selling in stores now?
A. It comes with all of Ken''s stuff.
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they''re entitled to a little fun first.
Dedicate time to enjoy, it''s the secret of youth. Dedicate time for friends, it''s the path to happiness.
Dedicate time to luv n b loved, it''s source of joy n satisfaction
Nothing would be so sweet, as whipped cream on your lips; makes for a very nice treat, and a very tasty kiss!
A kiss is like a book, it can tell you a thousand words, but in order to under stand the true meaning of it you have to be willing to read between the lines.
For a look from your eyes I''d give the world, for a smile from your mouth I''d give the heavens, for a kiss...I don''t know what I''d give for a kiss.
Love ever gives. Forgives outlives. And ever stands with open hands. And while it lives, it gives. For this is love''s prerogatives -- to give, and give, and give.
It is unfortunately very true that, without leisure and money, love can be no more than an orgy of the common man.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
I was born when you kissed me, and I died when you left me, but I lived for the two weeks you loved me.
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That''s a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
I was in the pub yesterday, and i saw Vincent Van Gogh in the corner.
I called him over and asked him if he fancied a drink, to which he replied. ''no thanks, I''ve got one ear!''.....
I don''t want you to know, so I try to be strong. I don''t want you to think that without you, I can''t go on. But that''s how it is, and that''s how it will be, because, Baby, I love you, I need you, I miss you, and without you, there''s just no me.