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ONE DAY A MAN ASKED GOD WHAT'S D DIFF. BETWEEN UR LOVE & MY LOVE? GOD SMILED & REPLIED : A BIRD IN SKY IS MY LOVE & A BIRD IN CAGE IS UR LOVE.
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs.
Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."kunjava
sm1 once asked me,"hav u evr folen n luv?" den i answrd "of course..mny tyms" den dey gave me anoder qstion, "did it hurt?" i thot of u & told dem "yes..very mch".
Gaur farmaiyega...
jo muje sms kare uske inbox me msgs JAMAA hojaye
aur jo na kare uska mobile FANAA hojaye..
Subhaaaan allaah..
Subhaaaan allaah..
How can I spell "D§MBO"
without ''U'' ? or
"D§FFER"? or
"ST§PID"? or
even
"GHONCH§"? ?
See how important are "U"!!!
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So ''twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don''t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
thought of the day: “agar aap bus pe chadein…yaa phir bus aap pe chadein….dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai….
I met PEACE, LOVE, WEALTH & HEALTH last nite & they needed a permanent place 2 stay, I gave them ur address. Hope they arrived safely. Gud Morning
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I''ll take u to an eye specialist!!
I''m betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous deepawali. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams.
Value the people who hav touched ur life coz ull never know just when they''ll walk out of ur life n never come back again. We live life once. Gud AM!
i know u''ll b busy 2day so here''s ur energy drink: a teaspoon of hope, a cup of faith, mix w/ gallon of God''s love. Take 3x a day or anytime needed. <
“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.”
- Michael Aulfrey
u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.
You''ve got Sex Appeal... You''ve got Style... You''ve got Intelligence... You''ve got Class... You''ve got D Face... & You''ve got D Body... & I''ve got the wrong number! Sorry!
If I could give u a gift. I would give u the ability to see yourself the way I see u so that u would know what a wonderful person u r.
Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i''d rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!
Playboy, speaking to a girl: "I want you to know that I value our relationship very much. In fact, I find you as my most favorite girlfriend."
I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature".
I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.