yesh Wishes Collection

Ek bus mein bahut bheed hone ke karan ek ladki ne ek ladke se kaha, “are bhaijaan jara side toh dena” Ladka: Are kyon konfuse karti hai ya toh bhai bol ya jaan bol

ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray ho
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon

grl came late on date


boy says --- falak par sitaron ko nennd aa rhi ....tere kaan par maru tu ab aa rhi hai ...



grl says --- kaan par marne ka na de vaasta ...kholti hu purse le kar le naasta ...

gabbr --- o murgi tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha tune 1 q diya ..tujhe mujhse dar nhi lagta ????


murgi -- dar ki vajh se hi to 1 anda diya hai sakar .......warna mai to murga hu ...

janwaro ki party m chuha char peg lagakr set tha

billi -- agar aaj party na hoti to mai tujhe kha jati

chuha-- ja chali ja nhi to log khenge ki daru p kar janani koot di ..

Jyotishi :santa ka hath dekhar-
Beta tum Bahut padoge
Santa:Saale Pad to main teen saal se raha ,yeh bata ki pass kab hunga

Dil se uska khayal jata nahi
Uske siva koi yaad aata nahi
Hasrat h ki roz dekhu usko,
Par wo kambakt madari usko roj lata nahi

Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar,
pagalon ke maharaja,
hindustani bewaqufon k sardar,
noore chashme husne paglistan
sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!

Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Zara is sms padhne wale ko laaat maro…

Kal Shaam se tabiyat kharab lag raha tha. Tantrik ko dikhaya toh bo
la “kisi paapi ko SMS kar do, thik ho jaogey”. Ab accha mehsus ho raha hai … Thank you!!