Charu Wishes Collection - Page 10

I''d like to run away
From you,
But if you didn''t come
And find me ...
I would die.

A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason - and indeed all the sweets of life.

My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.

Smiles r like birds, they fly from face to face. may ur lips give them better nest, so that they can stay there
4ever so keep smiling.

life may sometimes be rough roads to walk on where everything seemswrong. but don''t give up, just go on,
coz when you think u are all alone, look back and you will find me......

He who laughs last doesn''t get the joke.

Yo mama''s so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.

This is my commandment, that ye love one another.

Love seeks no cause beyond itself and no fruit; it is its own fruit, its own enjoyment. I love because I love; I love in order that I may love.

Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.

At the center of non-violence stands the principle of love.

Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

Did you hear about hte new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

How many Peter Crouch''s does it take to change a light bulb?
Just him!

How many boring people does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.

"It''s not worth trying to be the world to someone if you aren''t the world to them in return."

"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."

I am sorry, Mother. I named your anger. A woman''s anger is not supposed to...

I cannot concentrate all my friendship,
On any single one of my friends because,
No one is complete enough in himself.

As much as i love HOUSE MUSIC, when eva i think of u, MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT, and if u think i''ll ever 4get u, HAI SANA UWRONGO,
I LOVE U!!

Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.

This is
a prezzy 4 u....
wanna see whats inside?
''v''
my heart
and
my luv (",)
hope the
friendship we
share
lasts forever!

What clothes does a house wear?
Address.

Headmaster: I''ve had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.

Q: Why did the nurse have a long pole and two rubber gloves?
A: Her way of not getting pregnant.

Patient to the eye doctor: "Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain."
"Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking."

The dedicated life is the life worth living. You must give with your whole heart.