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The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai...
Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this New Year bring Happiness for you Dear.
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye, Happy Diwali
Baniye ki wife bimaar thi,
light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di
Aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao
Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna,
hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.
Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam ho,
per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna.
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night u reach out 4 da Vaseline gel & pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
Nurse comes with newborn Baby and gives to SARDAR, Sardar jor se chillyaa - O munda hoya, munda hoya.
Nurse boli, Sardar ji meri ungli chodo kudi hui hai
'Flower'means
"Honey",
'Honey'means
"Sweet",
Sweet'means
"Desire",
'Desire'means
"Love",
'Love'means
"Friend"
'Friend'means
"YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Aasu ko palko tak laya mat karo,
Dil ki baat kisi ko bataya mat karo,
Log muthi mein namak liye phirte hai,
apne zakham unhe dikhaya mat karo.
Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!!
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
saade kol gora rang nahi
saada dil ta ohna de naal hai
par oh saade sang nahi
Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai
Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
When you feel lonely press 945, when you feel sad press 10, when u need to talk, press 82,,,when u press all these together, here i m for u always. Miss u alot.By Mehwash
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
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L_i_f_e l_o_o_k_s_ cute with a
f=r=i=e=n=d= l=i=k=e U.
"Tu Mila Hai To Yeh Ahesaas Hai Mujhko..
Ye Meri Umra Muhabbat Ke Liye Thodi Hai...
Ek Zara Sa, Zindagi Ka Bhi Haq Hai Jis Par,
Maine Woh Saans Bhi Tere Liye Rakh Chhodi Hai..."
Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
May our Friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold to diamonds, and may our diamonds be Forever… then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-fifty…!
Naram palko k saye me chhupa lu tumko, jii karta hai is jahan se chura lu tumko, hai khaffa ki rah na jaye tanha sanse, bachi sanse ki khushboo me basa lu tumko.