Kapil Wishes Collection - Page 16

As butterflies open their wings to meet the coming of a new day, may the angels do the same and carry you on their wings to keep you safe throughout the day.

My
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
5.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"s....

Says ....


"HAPPY HOLI"

HAPPY LOVER''S Month.Welcome u in the most shortest&sweetest month of the year.Lets pray 2GOD dt all d lovers get their love this month.
Best of luck ..Enjoy..

Send this
message to
50,00,000
people..

DO
NOT
IGNORE!

THIS
IS NOT
A JOKE!

ITS GODS GRACE!
After a month,
you will
receive
something BIG..


i.e.....Ur BILL

Thought 4 the day "When ever i find the key 2 success some 1 changes the lock " Good morning hav a nice day

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

dONT #OVE a fRIEND wHO hURTS yOU... dONT hURT a fRIEND wHO #OVES yOU... sACRIFICE eVERYTHING fOR a fRIEND... bUT dONT sACRIFICE a fRIEND fOR aNYTHING...!''''

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!

Hi i''m an alien i''m checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay!

We r always excited whenever we hear our txt tone bips; wat mr wud God feel if we can also send HIM txt msg thru our prayers; free of charge.

A man''s wife has more power over him than the state has. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike?
Rev.

FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up... Gd nite N sleep TiTE

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

love is not how u 4get but how u forgive.not how u listen but how u understand.not what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

Love is to live, - love is to forgive, - love is to
Believe and forgive. - loves make you cry, - loves make you try, -
Love is to trust, - love is a must.

I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely!

God never closes a door without opening a window. He always gives us something better when He takes something away.

My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that''s why I''m here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.

I decided 2 send u d the cutest, sweetest, smartest& most adorable gift of d world, but postman shouted at me ''''get out from d postbox''''.

-@-

Luk sun s
shinin
v v v v
v v v
Birds r
flyin

l ,o_,__,
ll========ll

Hey . .
lazy ru stil sleepin?


Get up
"GD MNG"!

I have given name ''INOVATION '' to My beautiful ship,which will sail beyond imagination..

I may not b clock dt may SMS u 24 hrs a day but my HEART''ll b lìkè a clock dt''ll not stop caring n praying 4 sum1 as special as Ü! Happy V.Dåy! urs,Nætælìæ

My EyEs
DETECTD,


My HeArt
REACTD,



ThOuSands
wErE REJECTD,



n U wErE
Selectd...


2b my
DearsT, SweeTsT, LoveAble N AdorAbLe
FrnD....4EVER...

TEACHER: "Four beautiful galz r walking on the road".Change this to exclamatory sentence.

Student: WOW....!

Virappan mara gaya Hitlar raha nahi, Saddam pakda gaya, Bin-Laden ka thikana nahi, Aap bhi dikhte nahi, lagta hai Dharti per ek bar phir SATYUG aa gaya.

Our relationship is like playing on a see-saw,not only because its always fun with u...

But also because i wont mind going down to see u rise.... :)

()"""() heard a
( "o",) joke so
(,,)"$")funny
hehehe
()"""() i cnt stop
((")" ) laughing
( /$(,,)
hahaha
()"""()
((")(")) they say
( "$" ) u r cute..

Friend is a Book with only 1copy published. U r 1 of the Best books ever written, A masterpiece worth reading million times & 2b kept 4ever