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Jee karda hai tere kol aake ruk javan,
Hanjhu ban ke akhan cho teriya galan te aake suk javan,
Rabb hor kujh deve na mainu bas
teri bukal vich aake mukk javan
A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady?
Push......Paa.
ek chooha ek shayr[lion]ki shaadi me dance kr rha tha,lion k ek relative ne choohay se poocha tum lion ki shaadi may kayse ayye ho tum to ek choohay ho,to choohay ne kha k lion mayra bhai he is liyey may aya hoon ,lion k relative ne kha k tum choohay lion k bhai k se ho skte ho?to pta hay choohay ne kia kha... choohe ne kha k shaadi se phle may bhi lion hee thaa...
Hotho ki zuban mere aansu kehte hain,
Chup rehte hain phir bhi behte hain...
In aansu ki kismat dekho,Yeh unke liye behte hai
jo aankho me rehte hain
Raatan nu neend na aave,
dine chain na aave,
jad main rab nu pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar aa, rab ne muskara ke keha, nahi beta 'LIGHT' de bina sab da ehi haal hai........
Santa: Movie vich raat ik chudel kde mere agge kde pichhe..
Wife: kehri movie c?
Santa:Apne vyah di movie c .
A chinese pair, Mr. and Mrs. hua got twins without getting married.
Guess, what did they named them?
Ans: Jo hua, So hua.
Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only because its always fun being with u but also because I won't mind going down to see u rise.
Friendship requires real effort even when one of them is busy with their own lives.A simple sms reminds each other that u r not forgotten.
Sensible Thought: Do not loose what you have, by desiring what U dont have; Because, what you have now, is one of the many things, u once desired....
Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha
set
kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein
chalaoonga!
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.
Dil jab tutta ha to awaz nahe ati,har kisi ko mohobat ras nahe ati,ye to apne apne naseeb ki bat ha koi bhoolta he nahe or kisi ko yad he nahe ati.
Hamare liye apne HEART me jagah rakhiye,
MIND me nahi..
Hame mind me rakhna kafi DANGEROUS hai..
Kyunki... ?
Hum MIND BLOWING Hain.
2day is Missed Call day, If u like Me n accept me as a Frend, den give me a Miss call..
Pass dis msg 2 all Ur frnds & C how many Missed Calls u get
Feeling bored?
Wondering wat to
Do?
Open d zip
Enter your hands in between d zip,
Take out your . .
"Book" from bag and study!!
IS MSG KO
"3 DIN"TAK NA DKHNA
Mat dekho>
Manu Pta C Tu Ni Rukna
RUKO >>
Rukja >>
Rukja yar !
J Nhi Rukna Tan Main v MSG 3 din bad hi bhezu
Can''t believe that after all the shit that''s happened between them, they are still together.
Who?
Ur bums.
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That''s a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
*_H_A_P_P_Y_*
*_L_O_H_R_I_*
(IN ADVANCE)
Bcoz KABIR JI ne kaha tha- kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.. Pal mai LOHÄRI aayegi, fir tu wish karega kab??
Message from your Operator:Your Vibrator disturbs our network.Please, get your climax as quickly as U can or go by hand.In anticipation of network failure
My day won''t certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn''t sleep yet without saying I love you.