Anurag Wishes Collection - Page 14

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

Jise koyel samja,
vo kauwa nikla:
Dosti ke nam per hauwa nikla:
Jo roka karte the hame sharab peney se,
Aaj unki jeb se pauaa nikla..
Buuurrrraaaa...

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,
pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI
AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI.....

Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki dandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar
:GOOD MORING" HAVE NICE DAY

Friendship is about bringing out the +ve when everything seems -ve, being accepted for who u r, being able to pick up right where u left off, sharing, talking & laughing. Friendship is about us & for that I'm gr8ful

Hardest moment is not that when u lose something n tears come out of ur eyes,But its d one wen u lose something n still u manage to smile...

Karoge yad to har bat yad ayegi.is Waqt ki har mouj thehar jayegi
Talash karoge jo humse behtar dost koi.
Nigah dur tak ja kar lout ayegi..

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai..Usse chahna ek bhool hai..Jo inki soch me gul hai..Samjho uski COMPARTMENT ke chances full hai...

Ik khota,usde piche ik hor khota,usde piche main te mere piche sara desh.....
Santa teaching his child the spelling of ASSASSINATION (ASS +ASS + I + NATION)...

Aasman humse naraaz hai....,taaron ka gussa behisab hai.. Log humse jalte hain.. Kyunki chand se pyara DOST hamare paas hai

Santa breaks an egg 2 make an omlet.He finds d egg empty . . .
Gets frustrated & say''s "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!

Lyf is a song we play each day. Every mistake we make in life puts the song out of tune...but keep on trying. One day every melody will come to its tune.

Saans lene se teri yaad aati hai,


Na lene se meri jaan jati hai,


Kaise kahu sirf saans se main zinda hun,


Saans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai.

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I know u r looking cute in d bed .pr bhut so liye now gud morning

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Zara is sonewale ko Laat maro.... Uth oye.GoOd MOrNiNg

To love someone -is a
natural instinct.To b loved
by someone- is luck. To live with someone u love-is achievement.To live with someone who loves u-is LIFE.....

Girl: Aisa khat likh ke pa sajna ve, Meri umar beet jaye pardi di.

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Please... can u lend me Rs 1000.. I will return it to u day after tomorrow... I need it raa.. Help me out.. I knw u have plz...
Sardar talks 2 ATM machine... :)

Friendship means.. to Feel someone in every heart beat.. to find someone in every thought.. to see someone with closed eyes & 2 miss someone li

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that''s where you get your shitty ideas from!

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

Those who can''t have u hate u, those who have u can''t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can''t refuse u!

Har ghari sochte hain bhalai teri, sun nahi sakte burai teri, haste haste ro parti hain ankhen meri, is tarah se sehte hain judai teri..

Kroge yad 1 din tum DOSTI ke zmane ko,Chale jayenge jub Hum kbhi na vapas aane ko.Chedega Mehfil me zikr hmara koi,to chale jaoge tum Tanhai me aansu bhane ko.

there was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together

Memories of moments celebrated together.......
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever.......
Make me Miss You even more this Diwali.
Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY DIWALI

New Year''s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. ~Mark Twain