Bhawesh Wishes Collection - Page 17

Raat bhar neend hi naa aaye to ,
Ashq aankhon main chhal chhalaaye to,
Kyaa hua hai bataaiye kaise,
Yaad koi bahot hi aaye to

Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

Morning greetings doesn''t only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I''d put U and I together.

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!

You''re about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

I don''t know what makes you so dumb but it really works

Look who''s talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

Save your breath...You''ll need it to blow up your date.

When I''m older, I''ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

Yo Nana so ghetto she washes paper plates.

True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U''ve got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don''t let luv be only a memory in U.. 

My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...

"One thing's for sure about Clinton...
He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!"

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?

Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex?


Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!

A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'.


I went over. Nobody was home.

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

Divorce : Future tense of marriage