Sucheta Wishes Collection - Page 9

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

Love is stronger than justice.

When you''re looking for a friend don''t look for perfection, just look for friendship.

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don''t exist!

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

..when they told me u past i started to laugh beacuse i know you wouldnt leave me with out telling me or takeing me with ya so0o 4 ever and ever i will always lo0ve you so0o never forget about the ones who die

A sparrow was in love with white rose.
one day the sparrow proposed to da white rose.the white rose told her that wen he turns red he"ll love her.
sparrow tore her body and slowly spread her blood on the white rose.the rose turned red and fell in love but
the sparrow was no more alive.

In my life i''ve travelled many roads some i regret passing but i will never forget the one i met you cause thats
when my life became hole.

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."

Inhaling your breath into my body, taking you into my soul, all this, through a kiss.

If you kiss someone that you do not love it''s great. But just think of kissing someone that you truly and madly are in love with. There is no greater feeling than that.

Love is not blind -- it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.

It''s unthinkable not to love --you''d have a severe nervous breakdown. Or you''d have to be Philip Larkin.

Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said to be carried in one''s breath.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud

Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist''s novocaine during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication!

We can cure physical diseases with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair, and hopelessness is love. There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love....

No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.

Respect is love in plain clothes

I would rather have eyes that cannot see; ears that cannot hear; lips that cannot speak, than a heart that cannot love.

Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i’m thinking of you in a very special way
happy independence day

i wud stay awake awl nite,
til da stars turn to shiny brite lite,
i will luv u til foreva more,
til deres no being in dis planet nomore.

Night is the essence of pride, for i''''ll be dreaming of my to be bride,sweetdreams and goodnight is wished,for she will never know how much she is missed.

ur look made my hour,
ur smile made my day,
ur laugh made my month,
ur touch made my year,
&
ur friendship made my life!!!

What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.

All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...