Harish Wishes Collection - Page 10

Old jokes never die. They just sound like they do.

I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

As I whispered those magic words, I placed a kiss upon your frown. Feathery-soft like the wings of birds, and as you slept, it turned around.

Don''t simply kiss someone; whisper in their mouth and tell them the sweetest and most sincere secret of all.

I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love. His hat was old, his coat worn, his cloak was out at the elbows, the water passed through his shoes -- and the stars through his soul.

The desire for possession is insatiable, to such a point that it can survive even love itself. To love, therefore, is to sterilize the person one loves.

In real love you want the other person''s good. In romantic love, you want the other person.

I like not only to be loved, but also to be told that I am loved. I am not sure that you are of the same kind. But the realm of silence is large enough beyond the grave. This is the world of literature and speech and I shall take leave to tell you that you are very dear.

Not all of us have to possess earthshaking talent. Just common sense and love will do.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis

Q. Why don''t guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don''t get some support soon, people will think we''re nuts!

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found out that she was six months pregnant.

What''s the loudest noise in the jungle?
A Monkey eating cherries.

What is green and smells?
Hulk''s fart.

Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.

What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey.

The joy of late love is like green firewood when set aflame, for the longer the wait in lighting, the greater heat it yields and the longer its force lasts....

My love for you is my life
My life is all love for you

Love is the most powerful force in the universe. Time, birth, death and rebirth can never separate those who are destined to be together because of love.

I may not be what you want, but I will try every moment to be what you need.

You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.

Prblm is jus d distance b/w expextd n reality,
So eithr expect less or accept d reality,
n d prblm is no more.....

What touches us the most is... Being hurt by some1 U Trust A Lot... .... OR .... Being Trusted by some1 U have Hurt a Lot...

Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night''s sleep, and you can''t settle anything until morning anyway.

"Longest" is mother love,
"Shortest" is Others love,
"Sweetes" is lovers love.
But....."Strongest" is a friend''s Love.

Friendship is the only rose without thorns.

4 roses just for you,bcoz u r special person.
1st rose for frdship,
2nd rose for good luck,
3rd rose for happiness,
aur last kaan ke upper lagana mast lagega.

The day when I become your Friend,
Will be the happiest day of my life.
Even thinking of that day makes me smile,
I can''t wait plz call me now right !!! ?

ul always be mine 4 nw and 4eva ul always be mine 4 u r my treasure ul always be mine plz tell me its tru plz b mine 4eva il always love you