Sourabh Wishes Collection - Page 15

Kabhi-2 ye dil jaroor rota hai,jab koi apna mil kar nazron se door hota hai.kyun roti hai kambakht yeh ankhe,kyun ki dil se jayada inka hi kasoor hota hai...

Linda-Lou Lambert Loves Lemon Lollipop Lipgloss

Fabulous Fabulous Fabulous..............

I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau,
he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

Is se pehle ki dilo me nafrat jaage, aao ek shaam mohabbat me bita di jaye.... Karke kuch mohabbat ki baatein, Is shaam ki masti badha di jaye.

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

Judge: "you are fined Rs.11420" !Accused of RAPE:why Mylord exactlyRs.11420?
Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape and,
10.2% Entertainment Tax & 4% VAT.

GoD
never
wanted
anybody

to
face


the
tough
times
alone!




that''s
why..




HE
made





.*. .*.
( ," )( ", )
(")=(")(")=(")
friends!

Time and distance r unimportant b/w frens. when a FRIIQ is in ur heart, they remain there 4ever. I may b busy, but trust me u r always remembered. GUDMNG.

Husband: "When I''m gone you''ll never find another man like me."
Wife replied: "What makes you think I''d want another man like you!"

I have already told Santa Claus wat i want 4 Chrismas, GOOD FRIENDs... So if a big old man comes n tries to wrap u up, please cooperate...!! Merry Xmas !!

You''re like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can''t stop ya.

A Jewish woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?

God often uses small matches to light up great torches and no matter how small you feel in this world, He has something big instore for you.

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!

How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria?
He hrd children wr half price.

If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

Arre..listen.. 2 people were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!!

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside...

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

When you love somebody, be ready to take the intensity of emotions. Be jealous, anxious. Love with all your might. Take the pain and everything that comes with it. Just make sure that the person is worth it.

God often uses small matches to light up great torches and no matter how small you feel in this world, He has something big in store for you.

Like the rain can''t be stopped from falling, God''s love and blessing keep on pouring. I hope you woke up renewed and refreshed and comforted by His company.

I ask God to... make you happy, make you smile, guide you safely through every mile; grant you wealth, give you health, and most of all, give you care and love you well.

It was a simple crush, done and over with, then you looked at me.

If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can''t promise to make you laugh, but I''m willing to cry with you.

Tendulkar''s
wife gave
birth to
"TWINS".
In press
report, he
said...

"BOOST" is
the Secret
of my
"ENERGY".
Suddenly
Sehwag
came in &
said...


"OUR ENERGY"