Animesh Wishes Collection - Page 15

The crow flew over the river
with a lump of raw liver.

Jeeto: I didn''t know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..

Chinti ne Hathi ke Kaan me kya kaha ki  Hathi mar gaya?
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Ma tumhare bachhe ki ma Banugi !!

Appreciate life itself even if it''s not a bed of roses. Contentment is not fulfillment of what u wish 4 but appreciation of what u have.

Girlfrnd k sath
kamre k ander
table k upar
Bulb k niche
De takatak
Le takatak
De takatak
Le takatak









Polluted mind, they r playing TABLE TENNIS..

Cow
Elephant Donkey.
-Discussing who is greatest?
Cow.I giv 50 ltres milk a day.

Elephant.I eat 100 bundle''s of sugar cane a day.





Helo its ur turn.:-)

+ve pictures come out from a -ve developed in a dark room. so if something -ve happening to u its the sign that +ve things are waiting for u...

Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz we''re both busy, but in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss & care about.

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta''s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity:When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

Whisky means (w) what happen (i) if (s) someone (k) kiss (y)you

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

Marriage is give and take. You''d better give it to her or she''ll take it anyway. - Joey Adams

Hw do U kp an idiot amused?
W@ch ths message until it goes away!

Morning greetings doesn''t only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

It''s the heart afraid of breaking ... that never learns to dance.

“We all have faith and mine is the truth.”
- “Fox Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Episode”

“Life after death is as improbable as after marriage.”
- “Mrs. White” from “Clue”

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love. -Henry Miller

What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"

When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.

Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.

My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams!

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Jus den i thot dat u can''t wait ok go ahead.....























''¤''(HAPPY^ DIWALI)''¤''

SOME ONE HAVE A BIG HEART,SOME ONE HAVE A SMALL HEART,I REQUESTED YOU DON''T EAT SUGAR,BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE A "SWEET HEART" gudmorning

Har phul ki azab kahani hai, Chup rehna b pyar ki nishani hai,Kahi koi zakhm Nahi fir b kyu ye dard ka ehsas hai, Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj b ap k pass hai.

Jado asi apni gal thodi age vadhai,
ohne apni bebe sade nal milai,
Pher sade dil ch khabre ki aai,
asi naal lai gaye apna bhai,
Pher sade dil ch umeeda di lehar aai,
asi pure mohalle ch vandi mithai,
Ki pata veere ne ki kahani pai,
yaro aaj oh kudi hai sadi bharjai!

Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.