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Aankhon mein ashkon ki lakeer ban gayi,
jo na socha tha aisi takdeer ban gayi.
Humne to pheri thi unhi reth par ungliyaan,
gaur se dekha to teri tasveer ban gayi.
Sitam sehnay ki hadh hoti hai,
Pas na aane ki hadh hoti hai,
Ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai,
Aik sms to kar day zalim,
Kanjoosi ki bhi hadh hoti hai.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
College ki har Ladki ek Phool hai,
Aur use choona ek Bhool hai,
Jo usme Mashgul hai,
Samjho uski ATKT full hai
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Sun glows for a day,Candle for an hour,Matchstick for a minute,But a good day can glow forever,So start ur day with a smile...Good Morning....
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People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.
A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do it? BANTA-main aana haan par pehla sher nu hatao.
Dimag Jiska
..ICE
Jivan Uska
..NICE
Dil Jiska
..PURE
Safalta Mile
..SURE
Nazar Jiski
..CLEAR,
Wo Sabka
..DEAR
Jaise ki.....
Guess?
Are ''ANKIT'' yaar
Tortoise n rabbit gave 12th std exams n both got 80%.Both needed admission in college but cutoff was 81%.
Rabbit didnt get but Tortoise got, Y?
Sports Quota!
Logo se akshar ye kehte suna tha ki"Jinda rahenge to phir milenge."Per aap se mil kar dil ne mehsoos kiya ki:"Milte rahenge to jinda rahenge.
Zid
Apni
Na
Chhodi
aur
pyar
bhara
dil
tod
diya..!
kuchh
paiso
k liye
zaalim
tumne
SMS
karna
chhod
diya.!!
Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat.
The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat.
The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye,
And biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.
Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
Sorry to disturb U at this time of the night,
If U are awake and free,
could U please do me a favour,
Please delete this message and sleep.
Gud nite
In English-Gud Night,
In Hindi-Shubhratari,
In Muslim-Shabakhair,
In Punjabi-CHUPP KARKE SOJA NAHI TA HOR V TARIKE HAI SAVOAUN DE....GUD NIGHT
Wife 2 Husband,''See That''s My First Boy-Friend At The Bar, He Is Drinking Since I Left Him 10 Years Ago !'' Husband,"Nonsense ! No One Can Celebrate That Long !.
Worst pj ever:-
Y does a dumb cat fall wen walking?
coz the cat is dumb,it cant mew.So mew (coefficient of friction) is zero.so it slips off..
Put ur right hand on ur left shoulder & Put ur left hand on ur right shoulder. did u feel something? I mailed u a "JADU KI JAPPHI" GOOD MORNING..
Aankho ki saja jab tak hai, jab tak dedar na ho, dil ki saja jab tak hai, jab tak pyar na ho, ye zindgi bhi ek saja hai jab tak kisi ka ikrar na ho.
''Unko'' chaha to izhar karna na aaya , kat gayi umar saari hume pyaar karna na aaya , ''Unhone'' mangi bhi to judai mangi , aur hume inkaar karna na aaya .
U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.
Wo dard hi kya jo ankho se beh jai wo khushi hi kya jo hothon pe reh jai kabhi to samjhö meri khamoshi ko wo baat hi kya jo alfaz asani se keh jaye..