Chandan Wishes Collection - Page 11

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can''t live widout my friend

One look
One smile
One touch
One embrace
One kiss
One love
Two people
Two minds
Two souls
Two destinies
One road
One journey
One ending
Together.

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How can i spell s_ccess widout U? or C_TE? i can''t even have F_N or any good L_CK widout it looks like i just can''t S_RVIVE wid out U

Why was Phillip''s girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

Based on Newton''s 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

I know you think I''m cute, I know you think I''m fine, but like the other guys take a number and wait in line!!

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".

FYT 4UR LOVE, dats ol dey say.LET HER KNOW & DON''t LET HER GO, so what dey think of. IT WUD WORK OUT is dey beliv in. SET UR HART FREE, its wat they see.but how can i......wen 4u ITS NEVER ME?!!!

Love is a friendship set to music.

To handle yourself, use your head, to handle others, use your heart.

Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!
I love you so much !

Going back with you may be hard, but going forward without you is impossible. I love you.

In the balance sheet of our
life Our children will be our
true assets and liabilities!!
If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors,
If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors,
But if we have a boy and a girl,
Our balance sheet will tally automatically

A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
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let me pray
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Dear GoD, plz.let my friend get sweet dreams, Gud nite!

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I''m ur friend!

I will walk with you side by side for only one condition: hide your wings every time we walk together because the whole world might know that you''re my angel!

If the penis is hard & erect it needs good fuck, if it’s erect but soft it needs good suck, if it’s neither hard nor erect, it needs Good luck!

After great sex, she lies there stroking his penis.
He asks: Do you want more sex?
She says: No. Just admiring your penis. I used to have one just like it.

An old lady owned two dogs. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxidermist.
So u want them mounted?
No. Holding hands will do just fine.

Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So let''s begin.

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have I missed
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i missed "U"

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" I MISS YOU"
. Every time I say ''how are you