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If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don''t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Santa: oye tera viah ho gaya? Banta: haan. Santa: kuri naal? Banta: oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Santa: haan, meri behen da hoya si....!
A chinese couple Mr. and Mrs "Hua" got twins without marriage, Guess wat did they name them?? "Jo-hua", "So-hua" !
Baadal garza magar barsaat nahi aayi, dil dharka magar aawaaz nahi aayi, poora din guzarne ko hai dost, kya ek baar bhi hamari yaad nahi aayi?
Wò rùthé is kädàr ki månåyà nå gàya,Dur ìtnè hö gäyè ki påss bulåyà nä gàya, Dìl tò dil thå sämùndär ki ret nåhi, lìkh diyå jo uska nääm to phir mìtåyå nà gåya
Sardarji got a new job:1st day he worked till eveing. Boss was happy&asked wat u did til eveng? sardar:keyboard alphabets not in right order,i made it correct.
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(,(")(") success
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("( Ü )")
(")(") Joy
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(")(")cute Freind like me in everylife!
Jo is msg ko pad raha hai wo LOVABLE..
SMART..
CUTE..
SWEET..
INTELIGENT..
GOOD LOOKING
nahi hai to kya hua,
jisne bheja wo to hai..!
Zindagi guzre Aapki HASTE-HASTE,
pyar aur khushi mile RASTE-RASTE,
Ho mubarak apko naya savera,
kabool karein hamari SALAAM-NAMSTE..GUD MORNING. . .
Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
I may b innocent to know what luv is, I may not show it to u. I may not luv u the way it should b, but I’m always willing to luv u the way I understand it.
I am in casualty now, don''t say I didn''t tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don''t STOP.. Missing You
If i hav a camera
i''ll snap ur evry moment
evry smile
evry memory
n keep...
in my..
kitchen 2 scare d cockroaches...£
in days of old wen knights were bold +condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like u were prevented.
do u know what''s the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it''s a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :)
As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that Diwali can bring, lots of love and laughter to fill your days with cheer and a New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything.
The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. ~G.K. Chesterton
There''s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I''ll get married again. - Clint Eastwood
“It''s not history that concerns me, Horatio. It''s the future. It''s far more uncertain.”
- “Archie Kennedy” from “Horatio Hornblower” in "Mutiny”
Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
Walk with the Lord when your heart needs company. Take His hand when you feel all alone. Turn to Him when you need someone to lean on. He''s the only one you can always rely on.
God gave you a promise that you wont have to face life alone...for when you grow weak in your struggles, His strength will prevail and not your own.
What''s the fastest thing on earth? Bullet? Nah... Sound? Not quite. Light? Almost. Answer: Prayer. Because it reaches Heaven even before you can say it. Have a nice day.
Har khushi me
aapki baat karte hain, Aap salamat rahein ye fariyaad karte hain...
Ab 1 S.M.S se kya bataaye k hum aapko kitna yaad karte Hain.