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Saket Wishes Collection - Page 17
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“Call no man happy until he is dead.”
- “someone or other” from “Hornblower During a Crisis” in “The Last Encounter” by C.S. Forester
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
If u save this msg, it means I''m cute. If u edit this, I''m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i''m cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i''m cute!
Vacancy post-true friend
Eligibility-loving n caring duty
Experience-not required
Salary-never ending love.
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why say HI! if u mean I MISS U.. why say LET''S GO! if u mean I WANT 2 B W/ U.. why say STAY! if u can say B WITH ME... and why say I CARE wen ur heart says I LUV U!
Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.
Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? Eh di BAKA! Ano naman ang pinutol? E di CAT! E ano naman and laging ayos? E di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? E di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit? E di COW!
How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!
Life is good when somebody remembers. Life is uplifting when someone is always there. Life is great when someone would protect you and suffer. Cherish life because Someone always cares.
Prayer is not an extra option nor is it a last resort when all other methods have failed. When man works, man works. But when man prays, God works!
If love can be avoided simply by closing our eyes, I wouldn''t blink at all for I don''t want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.
As a friend,it''s my duty 2 tel u,wat people say behind urback..........................................................
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Young man asks a kind priest:Father is it a sin 2 sleep wid a girl. Father:No my child,but d problem is u guys never "SLEEP".
Whn u send sms
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She will not dance. Coz basanti kutto ke samne nahin nachti.
Yaad aap bhi hume karte hain,yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain bus fark sirf itna hai,ki hum yaad karke msg. karte hain or aap msg padh ke yaad karte hain.
My sweetest memory...our meeting!
My biggest sadness...The distance!
My biggest hope...i will c u soon!
My craziest dream..
hope we stay friends 4evr...
u"ve gotSTYLEu"ve gotCLASSu"ve gotLOOKSu"ve gotFACEu"ve gotCHARMu"ve gotBRAINS!Oops,sOrry,galat number pebhej diya
When u propose2a grl,
its Direct Marketng
When u call her,
its Tele Marketin
When she walks 2u,
its Brand Recognition
When she slaps u,
its customer feedback
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How do you convert
WATER into Coke?
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Pani ko fridge me rakho.
Fridge mein pani thanda ho jayega.
Aur Thanda
Apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakkass hone ko mangata. Jhakkas bole to... Apun haar tu moti,apun paani tu tanki,apun TARZAN tu MONKEY he he he...
Prayer of Bachelors:
Radhe Radhe...
Kudi Fasade!
Hare Murari...
Howe Kunwari!
jai Hanuman Di...
Howe Mere Haan Di!
Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa...
Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!
Take my hand And lead me from this place...
Chase away my doubts and fears,
Wipe the tears from off my face...
I can''t stand alone.
I need your hand to hold
L o n g t i m e a g o...
o n l y idiots used...
to read my S M S.
And, t o d a y,
the history continues....