Saket Wishes Collection - Page 16

among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz....i know dats all im 2 u... among ur frens.

Can u keep a secret?
Between me & u
You promise?
I really need to tell u this...
Well...
I MISS U...By Shakeel

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

What is the velocity of the darkness ?

Shrabi phoned wife:Main ghar ni aa sakda! car da stering,gear, deshbord chori ho gya
Aftr smtime he phoned again Main aa riha ha,pehla pichli seat te beh gya c!

Santa apni khubsurat BIBI ke sath TAXI me betha.Driver ne SHISHA set kiya.Ye dekhte hi SANTA gusse me bola"Meri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai,piche BETH taxi me CHALAUNGA.

''''Success is like your own shadow...if u try to catch it u will never succeed..ignore it and walk in ur own way.It will follow u!''''..

Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat

Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling
to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.

The sixth sick sheik''s sixth sheep''s sick.

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

Santa 2Ali-Tum log Namaj k waqt hath upar kyu karte ho?Ali-khuda se 2waqt ki Roti mangte hai. Santa-Fir Gand upar karke kya Daal dalwate ho

''''Do not get others to do what you can do yourself.''''My motto on the other hand is,''''do not do that which others can do as well.''''-booker t,washington.

é@øh¤ @God is crazy abt u.He sends u sunrise evry mornin,flowrs evry spring.He has universe but prefers 2 live in ur heart.Leave urself 2 him & He''ill nvr let u

Bright b the road u r walking, Light b the load u r carrying, sweet b the home u r staying, happy b the day u r foreseeing. Have a gooooood day.

Thought of the day- Every thing is possible in this world, Even the word imposible itself says Im Possible. Make this the motto of ur life.

Wen ppl start 2 go away 4m u, nobody seem 2 com near u..& every 1 ignores u must sit & think dat its time 2 take bath gud morning...

Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…

Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

We are pleased to tell you your results Your IQ test came back Its Negative!!

Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they''re black and crispy.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi

îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î''M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î''ll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í''Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...

If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Toot jaate hain sabhi rishte magar, Dil se dil ka raabta apni jagah, Dil ko hai tujh se na milne ka yakeen, Tujh se milne ki dua apni jagah.

“Nothing succeeds like a successor.”
- Jimmy Carter

“The fiercest enemy is the man who has nothing left to lose.”
- “Cancer Man” from “The X Files” in “Herrenvolk”