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Maut Se Darana Chod Diya Hamne Par , Jindagi Se Darte Hain. Tanha Jina Chahate Hain Ye Jindagi Isiliye Apne Saaye Se Bhi Darte Hain
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!
MAY THE SHIMMERING LIGHTS N CRACKING FIREWORKS SPARKLE UP YOUR LIFE WITH ALL HAPPINESS N PROSPERITY.WISHING YOU & YOUR FAMILY A WONDERFUL DIWALI.
Dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar, Woh khaa gya usey biryani samajh kar, Khoon-e-jigar bhi na chora zalim ne, Woh bhi pee gya leemo paani samajh kar.
Arz kiya hai, Teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam... Aaj ke baad... Kyonki kichad bahot ho jata hai. Barsaat ke baad. HAPPY MONSOON
Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai,
varna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte.
Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+
Miss U Miss U sab kahein, par actually miss kare na koi. Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir SMS band kyun hoye!
It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.
lf you get less messages from me, don''t think that l didn''t care for you, but l''m searching for the best message for a best person like you!
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?
Pyar kise naal paake, usnu kade shadna nahi, bhawein katra-2 hoje jism da, phir v
dil chon usnu kadna nahi
Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....
Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
thanedaar ka
you konw what? I like u!! you know why?becoz u r d''best,you know why?in ur own simple ways ,u make me feel special u know when?since the day we became =f=r=n=d=s=
Hold 10 Roses in Ur Hands & Stand Opposite to the Mirror, (U''ll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful Rose in the World is U my dear friend....
Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti,
Khoon ke rishton ki baat aap karte hain,
Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti.
he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn''t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
You greeted me hi, I didn’t reply. You gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love, you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye I began to cry.
You’re like a target that I always try to aim at. How I wish I could aim you at the heart. But every time I fail, I feel so sad. You know why? It’s because I always end up missing you.
Mere baad mery warga koi dusra nai ana!
Mere aan to pehlan sab hasde khed dy
Hun gehma gehmi ho-gai jithe mei maujood
Bhang-sharab, sohniyan nal sohna,
Main zindagi nu apni alfazan ch pirolan
Jado raat nu mei sowan karan rab to main duwawan
Je tu minu din dusra dikhana
Mere baad mery warga koi dusra nai anaa!!!
Ranjhe ton jayada kise Majnu ton ghatt na,
keeti honi kise ne vi Eho jihi hadd na,
Chann tare Tethon Asin var diyan ge,
Ehna sohniye Asin Tainu pyar diyan ge.