Pramod Wishes Collection - Page 10

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys

What''s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.

I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it to him.

The soul that can speak through the eyes can also kiss with a gaze.

Frustrated love has been the incentive for many great works.

Love makes the wildest spirit tame, and the tamest spirit wild.

Every day I live I am more convinced that the waste of life lies in the love we have not given, the powers we have not used, the selfish prudence that will risk nothing and which, shirking pain, misses happiness as well.

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.

Love is what happens to a man and woman who don''t know each other.

Love and pity and wish well to every soul in the world; dwell in love, and then you dwell in God.

The way to my heart can be only opened by your passionate kiss.

What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.

why are footballers never invited to dinner?
answer: because they are always dribbling.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one.

What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.

In love you best allies remain the unspoken words

The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.

"All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.

Kannadachal neeyanu,nenjil mele neeyaanu,evide nokkiyalum neeyaanu Pandaramee KOTHUKU !Kill it &
sleep**** GUDNITE

I know we can not reach each other.But When i want to see u,talk with u,smile with u...., I see the MOON.

If u need a friend and there r hundred steps between us,
Get 1 step to take near me, and i will take 99 steps to b there for u...

it was raining when u were born,heaven was crying because it lost it''s precious angel

Hey, i thought it''s only air i cant live without b4 i met u...

If you love someone let him loose, if he comes back to you, he was always yours and if he doesn''t then he was never yours.

you are the parts of being mine and i hope i alwys be a parts of you to bring to youre life a plenty of happiness

"SpeciaL friends" R reaLLy reaLLy hArd 2 fiNd.. SpeciaLy tHosE wHo r "CuTe" & "pure in heart", So mY aDviSE 4 U is. Never let me go..

There was a blind girl.she hated everyone except her boyfriend .she said \"i shall marry u when i could c\" eventually someone donated eyes when she could c,she she was shocked to c that her boyfriend is also blind.The boy asked \"will u marry me now\"she refused.The boy went away saying\"just take care of my eyes dear\".

Love is Like a Golden chain that links
our hearts together and if you ever break
that chain you''ll break my heart 4ever!