Kankambari Wishes Collection - Page 8

How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None. The invisible hand does it.

What is green and smells?
Hulk''s fart.

The reason why people close their eyes when they kiss is because if their eyes were opened, they won''t wanna let go.

Love is a given, hatred is acquired.

If you find someone you love in your life, then hang on to that love.

Love is the beauty of the soul.

Kissing anybody is fun, but being kissed by the one you love is something you''ll not forget.

Do you remember the first time we kissed? I haven''t been the same since ...

A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"

What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !

"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

If a thing loves, it is infinite."

I''m sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I''m sorry you must carry this burden. I''m sorry for everything!

I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colors. I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.

Friendship isn''t a big thing - it''s a million little things.

lyf is lyk a Piano,
white keys r happy moments,
n black keys r sad moments,
but rember both keys r playd
2gthr 2 giv sweet music
CALLD LIFE...

People Fall in love not knowin y nor how.Its so special a feelin dat it doesnt require much answers.U just love no matter how stupid u become

Happy B''DAY. Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day. Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY. No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY. Oh my god Happy NEW Year. Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY

SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats? Balance ka moh tyag-- SMS kar, mitron se sampark rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi, SHUB RATRI.
I hide my tears when I say ur name, But the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I smile & seem carefree, there''s no one who miss U more than me. Good Night & Sweet Dream

Tiny starz shining bright,
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnite,
So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight,
I''m wishing u sweet dreams 2nite!

sweety,have u heard news broadcasted by geo,ptv,bbc,ary? no?realy, ok i will let u know, all tv chanels has broadcasted that person having cell# --(urs)--his heart has been stolen by person having cell#--

answer thsi if u love someone, you should arrange this word in 3 different words.

Love till it hurts & when it hurts, love some more.
And when it hurts some more, love even more...
And when it hurts even more, love till it hurts no more.!!

Mother U are wonderful,
A Mother is someone,
who’s special and dear,
someone who’s loved,
even more every year,
She’s never too hurried,
to smile and to care,
she always takes time,
to give and to share…

What kind of ties can''t you wear?
Railroad ties.

Boy: Do you like parties?
Girl: Yes, why?
Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!

Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that''s okay. The soup isn''t hot.

"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

Doctor: "I''ve got very bad news - you''ve got cancer and Alzheimer''s"
Patient: "Well, at least I don''t have cancer"

I''ve sometimes thought of marrying, and then I''ve thought again.