Shobhit Wishes Collection - Page 9

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

Let no one who loves be called unhappy Even love unreturned has its rainbow.

All fair in love and war.

When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won''t get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

Death and taxes and childbirth! There''s never any convenient time for any of them. - Margaret Mitchell Gone with the wind
Nobility is not a birthright. It is defined by one''s actions.

True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist,
Nor can it be hidden where it truly does.

Soul meets soul on lovers lips.

Q. What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can''t?
A. Cum in five different flavours.

Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father''s
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
didn''t punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

An indepth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first. I thought I''d warn you immediately..

Loving sum1 hu doesn''t luv you is like watching a star u know?!?!? uc an never reach it.bt u jz hv 2 keep on
trying.why not?!??! stars can fall right?!?!? .

What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on

Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as the are not.

No love is entirely without worth, even when the frivolous calls to the frivolous and the base to the base.

I adore him? I have never been so happy. I have real love.

Smile, it''s the second best thing you can do with your lips ..

Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don''t look down.

Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out the underpants.

I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

Q. What do Mexicans put under their carpets?
A. Underlay, underlay!

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.

Love is also giving up your own happiness for someone else''s happiness".

Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That''s why it''s a comfort to go hand in hand.

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and for deeds left undone.

Loved one''s are medicines 4 any kind of
wound in the world.
But there''s no medicine in the world 4 a
wound given by loved one''s.