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JAANI....
"Jinke Ghar Shishe K Hote Hai...
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"TOILET" Sirf Raat ko hi ja sakte hai... vo bhi batti bujhakar
Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya lekin urgent kaam tha , kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakte hai. hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..
Sardar comes back 2 his car &
finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it
2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
Sardar in mysore palace,
Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there,
It's Tippu sultan's chair.
Sardar- oye don't worry yaar
I will get up when he comes..
gulshan ki faqat phooloN se nahiN, kaaNToN se bhi zeenat hoti hai
jeene ke liye is duniyaa meiN GHam ki bhi zaroorat hoti hai
Never look for a Good Face, it'll turn old one day; Never look for a Good Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But look for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.
tujhse zindagi bhar pyar karne ka armaan hai mera,
mujhe bhool mat jaana,
ki main ban jaun itihaas tumhara
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!
E Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,
E ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.
Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,
Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon...
Mehafil na hoti,
nazare na hote,
yun chand k pahalu me sitare na hote.
hum is liye aapki karte hai parwaah,
kyon ki dil k kareeb sare nahi hote.
To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without without even touching... is the miracle called "friendship"
Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna ,
Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c
Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne ,
Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other!
Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum, Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin, Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..
Arz hai, teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad,..........
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Kyunki kichad bahut ho jata hai barsat k baad. Happy monsoon
Apne dil ki suno, jazbat se kam na lo... Muje yad rakho beshak mera naam na lo... Apka vehem hai k hum bhul gaye AAPKO, Aisa soch k mere pyar ka imtihan na lo.
Jiske didar k liye harpal tadpta hai,
Jiske intezar main harpal tarasta hai,
Kya kahe is kambkhat dil ko,
Jo apna ho kar bhi kisi aur k liye dhadkata hai...
The two toed turkey towed two tubs of tea. Where is the tea the two towed turkey towed? Tossed in the tunnel where the key can protent it from the tounge of the tea tasting toad.
Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga. Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga. Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki. Tu dil ke aur karib aane laga.
A word to say, A word to hear. Even in ur absence, I keep u near... Our relation is strong, Hope it goes long.. We''ll remain Friends til our HEARTS go on...
Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-
"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay"
Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge, issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge, yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai, kar rahe the, kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge.
If U care 4ME,I care 4U; U miss ME,I miss U;U like ME,I like U;U msg ME,I msg U;U forget ME, I"m sorry this is where I"m different 4m U... I''LL KILL YOU!