Kalika Wishes Collection - Page 11

Care is one of the sweetest form of luv so when some1 say they care it means they will keep U in thier hearts until its very last beat.

ek bandar paid par chada.usko dekh kar ek aadmi bhi chad gaya bandar bola tu upar kyu aaya hai.aadmi aam khane. bandar par ye tho amrud ka paid hai...

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life.

phol to bohat laiken gulabb jaissa koi nahi
dost to bohat laikan app jaissa koi nahii

oon to hain hum ‘’BHRAMCHARI''’,
magar jahan dekhi ‘’NAARI''’
vahan ‘’AANKH-MAARI''’,
pat gayi to hamari,
varna phir se ‘’BHRAMCHARI’

A friend reaches for the hand and she touches your heart.

The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person''s fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

Love is forever, only the partners change...

Don''t walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don''t walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend.

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U''re gonna b really sorry! I''m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

"A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature."

In a friend you find a second self.

Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres.

In my dreams u gave me ur heart. In my dreams we were never apart. In my dreams u kept me close. In my dreams u loved me the most. In my dreams we''re always together. myt as well b dreamin forver...

Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti Mughal-e-Azam mein to film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!

Schoolgirl: I do not want to the Sex Education.
Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the final exam wud be ORAL

Important Chinese sayings:
1) If u don''t like oral sex then keep ur mouth shut.
2) Opinion is like an asshole, everyone has one.
3) To avoid rape, say YES

Want a booming business? Start a condom company named "DIPPER Condoms". U''ll get free publicity on every truck in India. Use DIPPER at night.

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you .. I love you

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( ''.'' ) BUSSI
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My friendship is like DRUGS,once u take it u can''t avoid it,when u don''t get it u r sick & when u lose it u r destroyed . . . ! ! !

I may not talk Dat much 2 u but u’ll find me waiting, every minute jus 2 listen, 2 every piece of ur hrt saying!

Luv d 1 who luvs u more Luv not 5, Luv not 6 Luv d 1 who really sticks,Luv not 7, Luv not 8 Luv d 1 who really waits...

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it''s because I know ... that you aren''t back until tomorrow

Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever