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When God closes a door, He opens a window... but at times He shuts both, worry not for he would tear down the roof... so His blessings could overflow. Good Luck and God Bless!
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains...
Because the average man can see better than he can think
2 cows in a field. 1 cow says ''Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?''
T oTr thinks & replies ''Yep but it doesn''t affect us rabbits.''
If u love sum1, but ur sum1 loves sum1, u b the same sum1 like b4, coz time wil cum that ur sum1 will realize, that u r not just sum1 but u’re the 1.
Hey plz love me a lot & listen hate me not &
If possible forget me not bcoz i miss u a lot.
When the time comes 4 you 2 giv ur heart 2 someone,
Make sure you select someone who will never break your heart becoz
Broken hearts has no spare parts.
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Good Night Janu
You''ll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces back.
When an angel came to me, he asked: "What is your wish for tonight?" I said "Please take care of the person who''s reading this message." Goodnight!
Air hostess asks LALU,sir r U vegetarian or nonvegetarian?He says,no i m indian.She says,no sir r U shakahari or masahari?He says no i m only bihari!!??
Good friendship is not when the "perfect people" come together. It is when two "imperfect people" learn to enjoy each other''s differences. -
Jiski talaash hai usko pata hi nahi, hamari chahat ko usne samjha hi nahi,hum puchte rahe ki kya humse pyar hai. woh kehte rahe ki unhe pata hi nahi.
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Aarman hain unhe door se dekhne ka,pass jaana bhi nahin chahte hum,tamana bhi nahin unhe pane ki,magr unhe khona bhi nahi chahte hum.
A TV interviewer was interviewing Mallika Sherawat. Interviewer: Aap subah uthke pehle kya karte ho? Mallika: Main subah uthke pehle APNE GHAR jaati hoon..!
2 GOLDEN RULES of life-
1. Saurabh is always rite.
2. Whenever Saurabh is wrong, plz refer rule no. 1 again.
Dresses worn by women nowadays .... are like fences at the zoo..... they safeguard valuable property - but don"t obstruct the view......!
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People say, we need maps to find treasures.
But i proved them wrong.
Coz wthout a map I found YOU!
And you will be treasured forever.
To prove you are not an idiot take the test below:
Press down...
Press up...
look, you cudnt follow the instructions...
You failed... You are an IDIOT.
no visits...
no calls..
no sms''s...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I''m worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!! Jab tumhe bhi Tanhai mehsus ho to yaha chale aana.. Tumhare liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai....!!!
tumne dukhaya hai bahut hamare dil ko,kabhi chukana padega ish bill ko , kuch hi log ish baat ko samaj pate hai,badkismati se aise log har ek ki zindagi main ek baar jarur aate hai ..
Saaz k 7 awaz, Samander k 7 sahil, Phool k 7 khushbo, Jism k 7 rooh, Shama k 7 parwany, Khushi k 7 gum or aap k 7 hum :-)
1 day u''ll ask me whats more Important 2 me, U or MY LIFE: I''ll say MY LIFE & u''ll walk away not even knowing that FRIENDS like you are my LIFE.
Dua mangi thi aashiyane ki...
Chal padi andhiya zamane ki...
mera gam koi na samaj paya...
kyoki meri adat thi muskarane ki...