Sachitendra Wishes Collection - Page 8

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

If the makers of Star Trek bought the Mir Space Station, they would probably have to rename it Deepshit 9.

What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!

Why do ginger people burn easily?
It''s nature''s way of telling us they should be kept indoors!

What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.

More men are sorry for speaking, than keeping silence

thoughts are too deep to be expressed and are too strong to be supressed

They taught me that one hour equals 60 minuets and that one minute equal 60 seconds, but they never told me that one-second without you can last forever.

spell of FRIEND..
F..find ways 2 comfort u
R..remembers 2 pray 4 u
I..inspires u
E..enjoys life with someone like u
N..never 4 gets u
D..dat''s me....

smile*ever
udas*never
speak*ever
gumsum*never
share*ever
hide*never
care*ever
left*never
think me*ever
forget me*never
nd our friendship*forever

Love......
What can we say about it
Well .....
A love is something
you will never forget
Something that you can share
your deepest secret
Tell your most inner thought
Or get a hug
When you''re quite distraught
Yes, a very good lover
Is a very good listener
Right from the start
I knew you would be
just there 4 me
straight 4m ur Heart!!
And i think i Love You Very Much
For Being The Person You Are!!

if Evry1 wants to be the sun that lyts up ur lyf let me be the moon that shines on u on ur dakest hour when ur sun isnt around

I have a certificate in kissing,diplomain caring°ree in loving.Do u have a jobe 4 me!

leave something 4 sumonebt never leave some1 4 something coz in life something vil leave u, bt someone wil always there 4 u.

If i had a wish i would be ur tears,
to be born in ur eyes n to die on ur lips.
But if u were my tears, i would
never cry in fear of losing u.

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

SOMEONE ASK WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY.THEY EXPECTED ME TO SAY WEALTH BUT SUDDENLY MY MOBILE RING AND YOUR SMS CAME I SAID THAT MAKES ME HAPPY...

When I want to teach the colors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer:
Phone rings: "Green, green!"
They answer: "Yellow?"
They ask: "White?"
They hang up: "Pink!"
While teaching this use your hands pretending you are holding the phone.

If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?

"Doctor, are you sure I''m suffering from pneumonia? I''ve heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don''t worry, it won''t happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia."

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

The biggest mistake people make in life is not trying to make a living at doing what they most enjoy.

Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

Aap pas raho ya door hum dil ki awaz mila sakte hein
na khat k na phone k mohtaj he hum per apke dil ko
ek hichki se hila sakte hein.

Kuch nahi chahatha main tumse,
sivaye tere dosti ke,
Dil to nahi chahatha per
dil mein jaga chahatha hoon,
Tere neno ka kajal nahi,
sapne banna chahatha hoon.
Ab kahe to kya kahe,
Teri mathe ki badnasib rakha nahi,
Sindoor banna chahatha hoon.

A good motto is: Use friendliness but do not use your friends.

I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of
TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely!

TRUE LOVE IS A "GIFT" THAT''S GIVEN AWAY NOT JUST ONCE BUT DAY BY DAY