Preeti Wishes Collection - Page 12

Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai

GOOD NIGHT!!!!!
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2 Reasons Why I Should go to School
Early one morning, a mother Sardarni went in to wake up her Sardar son.

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar

Logo ne sharab mehkhane ja ja kar pee hai,
jo do pal mein utar jayegi
humne to pee hai apne mehboob ki aankho se,
jo umar bhar naa utar payegi....

"The only thing better than making a new friend is to keep the old one."

Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But u are remembered because u r so nice to remember. Take care.

Love is never lost if not reciprocated. It will flow back and soften and purify the heart.

Desk-top is what u do with the Secretary in the office;
Lap-top is what u do with the girlfriemd in the room;
Palm-top is when u r without them and alone

U can have 10 brothers. U can have 100 lovers. U can have 1000 friends... But u have only 1 crazy person who is ready to die 4 you.

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My
1 heart
2 eyes
7 litere blood
206 bones
5.5million red cells
60 trillion DNA''s
says to u
''''I MISS U A LOT''''

Love,i wish i didin''t know you in the 1st place....so that when u''re gone, i won''t be missing u like this.....gosh,just how i wanted to be with you....girl, i miss u.

may everyone u meet, warmth ur heart and soul both

24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day! 7sweet days make 1 sweet week! 4sweet weeks make 1 sweet month! But 1 sweet friend like ''U'' Make my whole life sweet.

Will you love me in December as you do in May,
Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?
When my hair has all turned gray,
Will you kiss me then and say,
That you love me in December as you do in May?

I don''t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. -Woody Allen

tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!

Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!

The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who''s love is true, Thank u Mom for being u

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is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!

MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B, C ALL U WANT TO C... DO ALL WOT U WANT TO MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE... "A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U"

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That''s why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

I don''t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. -Woody Allen

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says "You''re crazy" The man says "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you''re ugly too!"

teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon

kis kis ko kiss karoon kis kis ko miss karoon tum ko miss karoon to kis kis ko kiss karoon