Anju Wishes Collection - Page 11

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I''M cute.

Remember that there will always be someone who remembers u everyday with or without messages

If girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, hold the spice and everything nice, but give me some sugar on top tonight.

listen don,t send any sms again i don,t wnat to see you to hear your
voiceto think of you to keep in touch with you be cuz docter adviced me
keep away from ,,SWEETS,,

I''ve seen more life in a down and out''s vest.

Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what''s on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!".

Remember, no man is a failure who has friends.

Q: Why don''t men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don''t have any.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

Why did God Create ''you'' before Me....? Ans: B''cause he wanted to Create a ''Sample'', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*

If u read dis, I''m SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I''m SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I''m SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I''m SMART

You don''t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending.

Long, long afterward, in an oak
I found the arrow, still unbroke;
And the song, from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend."

Don''t frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Happy Mother''s Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day

For all that you do.
I''ll kiss you and hug you
''Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile ''cause I love you
On this Mother''s Day

Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply.

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping. 2.3 million are falling in love. 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie in d whole world is reading this message. Naks! nakangiti na yan!

Der r 3 angels sent frm heaven - 1st one 2 guide u in ol ur doins, 2nd 2 guard n save u from harm n 3rd angel s destined to txt u. Ahem!

I wonder why the stars still shine even if I m sad.I wonder why the birds still fly even if I cry.I wonder why the sun still smiles even if I m blue.May be because the world''s telling me I still have u.

Palat k Dekh Jaalim,
Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
Husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hai,
Gehrai tum rakhti ho to Lambai hum bhi rakhte hai.

What''s the diff between a Lollipop and a Penis ?
The Lollipop gets smaller with each lick and PENIS gets bigger with each lick.

Sometimes, love hurts. The abrasions of love have inspired many a great writer. From Shakespeare to Jane Austen, writers have at some time or the other dwelt upon the anguish called love. A few of the following quotes bring out the heartaches caused by love in the most striking manner.

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U''n me forever..
and ever and ever!

luv is lyk any other luxury, u have no right on it unless u can afford it babe, so what do u think?

If u save this msg, it means I''m cute. If u edit this, I''m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i''m cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i''m cute!