Anju Wishes Collection - Page 17

The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate, coz that''s where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!

Closeup toothpaste or Bipasha Basu ki bra mein kya similarty hai.? Ans. Dono ko kholo aur dheere se dabao, moo mein lo aur fresh ho jao..<+>

Dilwale to hum bhi the mohabat main dil jala baithe,takdir hi apni kuch aise thi ek bewafa se dil laga baithe.

Zindagi ka raaz,raaz rehne dejiye,jo b ho aitraaz ,aitraaz rehne dejiye,par jab yeh dil,dil se milna chahe,dost..,. ye mat kehna k aaj rehne dejiye.

Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U''ll always b my closest friend.u''ll b in my heart 2 the very end.

Meri Yaad aaye 2 yaad karo,
jyada yaad aaye 2 MSG karo,
aur jyada aaye 2 FONE karo,
aur b jyada aaye 2 MILO,
usse b jyada aaye 2
plz jhoot bolna band karo...

Yaartumseekbatkahneehaiaurwohbaatyehaikikitnaburalagtahaijabkoi binaspacediyesmsbhejdetehaiaurkitnaacchalagtahaijabkoiussmsko padhnekeliye2minutekharabkartahai!

(@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying... (;) Angry... (:) Bored... (-)Proud... (o) Hungry... (,) Happy.. (?) Confused... (-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega... Good day Dear

Is kada hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko
ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

A prayer: 2 bless
ur way
A wish : 2 lighten
ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

We meet by CHANCE... we meet again that was LUCK... We become friend that was DESTINY... we will always be friend its a PROMISE....& dont go away its my REQUEST.....

Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.

aaj tum DIL mango de denge,
DHADKAN bhi de denge,
DIL bhi,yahan tak ki JIGAR bhi de denge.
kyunki aaj charon film ki cds ghar par hi hai

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy but the dog beat me under the fence!

Yo mama such a dirty whore that they''re having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!

FYT 4UR LOVE, dats ol dey say.LET HER KNOW & DON''t LET HER GO, so what dey think of. IT WUD WORK OUT is dey beliv in. SET UR HART FREE, its wat they see. but how can i......wen 4u ITS NEVER ME?!!!. 

Of all the friends I''ve ever met. Your the one I won''t forget.And if I die before you do I''ll go to heaven and wait for you.

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.

The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills

God made flower, god made cheese, God made you for me to squeeze, god made fanta, god made pepsi, when god made you, damn he made you sexy

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