Rana Wishes Collection

'I Cannot Think Of
Any Need In Childhood
As Strong As The Need
For A Father’s Protection.
Happy Father’s Day!'

'F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who’s There
H= He’s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One…
No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!'

'What You Have
Inherited From
Your Father,
You Must Earn Over
Again For Yourselves,
Or It Will Not Be Yours.
~ Happy Father’s Day ~'

'A Father Is Someone That
Holds Your Hand At The Fair
Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says
Holds Back Your Hair When You r Are Sick
Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy
Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfast
But Only When Mother Is Away
He Walks You Down The Aisle

'Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child, What A Stamina He Has Got.. I Salute Ur Father'

'If father is happy then God is happy and if father is angry the God also angry so try to happy your father.'

'Thanks for being there through the
TEARS,
LAUGHTER,
And DIRTY DIAPERS
Happy Father’s Day Dad!

'God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father’s Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million!'

'For the best dad who always had a smile for me.
Though we may be far apart right now,
But here’s a big hug and kiss for you
To let you know how special you are
Happy Father’s Day!'

'Dad you are never wrong
The only time you are wrong
is when you think,
I forgot about you.
Love you Dad!
Have a grand Father’s Day!'

'Some
things
are
just
better
the
way
they
are
like
you!

Happy Fathers’Day!'

'Every mother generally hopes that
her daughter will snag a better husband
than she managed to do…

but

she’s certain that her boy will never
get as great a wife as his father did'

'D e k h o

S o c h o

G h o r r

K a r o

O r

Y a a d k a r o
K

L a s t s m s

K a b

K i y a t h a
.
.
.

.

Khud he sharm se pani pani ho jaogey..'

'Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila

kion??















sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-

'Ay-Mister

Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Krne Ka Hy

Bole T0
CHAPTER CLOSE


Agr Compromise Krne Ka Hy To
4-5 peti Sms ki Bhej Daal

Warna khalas.'

'Tusi
vi
ajeeb
oO...



Dil
dey
baray
qareeb
oO...



Sms
da
kadi
jwab
nai
ditta.,.


Lagda
ay
boty
ei
ghreeb
oO,.,..'

k mobile
ko Qabz ki
shikayat hai


Jo SmS nhi
nikal rha

2 tablet easy
load ki khila do
Qabz toot jaye gi

aur SmS nikalny
shoro ho jain
gay :))'

'1Glass Pani Lo
us Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo
2Ghante K Liye Rakh Do
Phir Dus Min. Garam Kar K Thanda Karne K Bad Pi Lo
Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jayenge.Fir sms krna'

'Agar Koi achha sa Msg ho to use jaldi se.............. Paper par likh kar almari me bandh kar do. Kahin galti se send na ho jaaye.. Kanjuuuush'

'Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam msg pdnewalo ko mera salam.Tea pepsi pinewalo kbhi pani b piya kro,fokat k msg pdnewalo kbhi msg b kiya kro.'

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
.
.
.
.







.
Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!'

'Phone ek Mandhir,
Sms uska Bhagwan,
Sms bhejne wala Pujari,
Sms padhne wala Bhakt,
Padhkar sms na karne wala
Mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari.'

'saare gawah aur bayano k madde nazar rakhte hue penal court ki dhara 420 k tahat msg pad rahe mujrim ko msg na bhejne k jurm me KANJOOS karar diya jata he !'

'1 Glass Pani Lo
Us Me Neem K ped K fool Dalo,
2 hrs K Liye Rakh Do,
fir 10Min Garm Karo Thanda Karne K Baad P Lo
Kanjusi K sab Keede Mar Jayenge.
Fir sms kar'

'Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na



Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai





Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,



Try krke dekho

'Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,
hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,
Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai'

Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya

Phulon me Gulab achcha lagta hai,
to nind me Khwab,
Aap hame SMS bhale na Bhejo..
Hame Aapki Kanjusi ka ye Andaj achha lagta hai!!!

Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...





..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..





.Baat ho to kaise ho.



Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..