When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
When you get woken up at midnight by a phonecall... Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife beating,insensitive lout.. it's just the money.
At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is the 'Butter Paneer Masala' dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on yourfeet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anaesthesia.....
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!