Most Popular Tamil Wishes and Status Messages

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Tamil SMS

LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?

Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.

Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai.
"KADHAL"

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?

Writer: padikka sonna.....
ungala yaru nakki
pakka sonnathu.....

Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu

Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It''s your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!

Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: "yeppadi?"
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"

Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"

Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

Kavithai enbathu kayampatta idhayathirkku marunthu..!

Kathal enbathu kayampada pogira idhayathirku virunthu..!

Natpu mattumthan endraikkum inikkum karumbu..!

Ne nesippavarai yarukku vendumanalum vittu kodu..!

Aanal unnai nesippavarai yarukkagavum vittu kodukkathey..!

CUTE KAVIDHAI OR FANTASTIC JOKE:

Nilavaiyum, Vinnaiyum Pirippathu Amavaasai..,

Ennaiyum, Avalaiyum Pirippadhu Ava Amma Aasai...

Maranathai patri kavalai padathey..!

Ne irukkumvarai athu varappovathillai..!

Athu varumpothu nee irukkapovathillai..!

"LOVE" pani
"NASAMA"
Porathai Vida.!
"SIGHT"
Adichu
"SANTHOSAMA"
Irunga.!
Its my big advice for you.!
ippadikku... Best friend

Unakkul en ninaivum,
Enakkul un ninaivum,
Irukkumvarai namakkul pirivu enbathey illai..!

5 ruba coinukkum, 100 ruba notukkum enna vidhyasam?

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95 ruba vidhyasam...

By

Abdul kalam kitta award vanga thudippor sangam!

indru nee ennai pirinthalum..!
Maranthalum..!
Endravathu nee ennai ninaikkumpothu nan un kangalil iruppen kanavaga alla kanneeraga..!

Kalaiyum neeye...
Malaiyum Neeye...
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye....
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae...

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that''s not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

Wife:

Yethuku adikkadi en mugathula thanni thelikireenga?

Husband:

Unga appa unnai poo mathiri parthuka sonnar adhaan....

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!???????

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)

Two Wheeler Thought
''Hero honda''la hero pogalam
But
''Yamaha''la yaman poga mudiuma?

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
Lungs Specialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist...............

Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for
“made in India”
Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.