Tongue Twister Wishes and Status Messages - Page 30

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Knapsack straps.

I need not your needles, they''re needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, ''twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

Greek grapes.

A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I''m a bitter biter bit, alack!"

Inchworms itching.

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Pope Sixtus VI''s six texts.

The myth of Miss Muffet.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See''s saw
Before See sawed Soar''s seesaw,
See''s saw would not have sawed
Soar''s seesaw.
So See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See''s saw sawed
Soar''s seesaw!

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I''m sure she sells seashore shells.

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

Mrs. Smith''s Fish Sauce Shop.

Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.

"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

Cheap ship trip.

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

Three free throws.

Lovely lemon liniment.

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I''m the pheasant plucker''s mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
''cause the pheasant plucker''s running late.

Gertie''s great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie''s grammar.

Sam''s shop stocks short spotted socks.

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith

Fat frogs flying past fast.