Tongue Twister Wishes and Status Messages - Page 29

What a shame such a shapely sash
should such shabby stitches show.

Sure the ship''s shipshape, sir.

Betty better butter Brad''s bread.

Flash message!

Say this sharply, say this sweetly,
Say this shortly, say this softly.
Say this sixteen times in succession.

Six sticky sucker sticks.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu
choose the shoes he chews?

Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Six sharp smart sharks.

The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn''t sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.
Gray were the geese and green was the grass.

Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

The boot black bought the black boot back.

Peggy Babcock.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

You''ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light''s light''s a slight light,
And tonight''s a night that''s light.
When a night''s light, like tonight''s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

Black bug''s blood.

Moose noshing much mush.

Ruby Rugby''s brother bought and brought her
back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Sly Sam slurps Sally''s soup.

My dame hath a lame tame crane,
My dame hath a crane that is lame.

Six short slow shepherds.

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad''s heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn''t please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.