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1dard Naaak Kahani....
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Dekhane K Liye Taiyar Ho Jaiye
1 Chhote Se Break K Baad.
Funny
manoj kumar
Tue, Jul 09, 2013
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Zindgi ki Shuruat 'S' Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj,
S- Subah,
S- Sham,
S- Swagat,
S- Samay
Uske bad
S- Sagai
Phir Shadi Phir Sas,
Sasur,
Sali,
Sala
Phir Satyanas!
Funny
manoj kumar
Sun, Aug 17, 2014
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Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.
Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein
Hindi Jokes
manoj kumar
Tue, Jul 11, 2017
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Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.
Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?
Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na,
Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.
Hindi Jokes
manoj kumar
Tue, Sep 06, 2016
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Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.
Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.
Hindi Jokes
manoj kumar
Thu, Dec 31, 2015
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Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha.
Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.
Hindi Jokes
manoj kumar
Tue, Jan 31, 2017
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Yun To Sadmo Mein Bhi Hans Leta Tha Main,
Aaj Kyu Bewajah Rone Laga Hun Main,
Barson Se Hatheliyan Khali Hi Rahi Meri,
Phir Aaj Kyu Lagaa Sab Khone Laga Hun Main.
Shayari
manoj kumar
Tue, Jul 09, 2013
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Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum;
Apni Ek Nayi DuniyaBasaayenge Hum;
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya BujhGaya;
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..!
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manoj kumar
Tue, Jul 09, 2013
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BF Ne GF Ki SaHeli Ki SHaaN Me
Arz Kia-
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Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai
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Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai
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Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi
Teri SaHeLi Hai.
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manoj kumar
Tue, Jul 09, 2013
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Khushiya Jama Karte KarteUmar Gujar Gayi,
Par Khush Na Ho Sake.
Ek Din Ehsas Hua
Khush to Wo Log Hain.
Jo Khushiya doosro ko dete hai.
Hindi
manoj kumar
Sat, Feb 22, 2014
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Bahut Thak Gya Hu
Din Bhar Teri Raah Dekhte 2
Ho Izazat To So Jau
Teri Yaado Ko Seene Se Laga Kar.
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manoj kumar
Tue, Jul 09, 2013
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Rab Insan Ke Irade Aajmata Hai,
Khwabo Ki Chadar Aankho Se Hatata Hai,
Hr Rishte Ka Ehsaas Dil Me Rakhiyega,
Kyoki Ek Ehsaas Hi Hai
Jo Rishto Ko Bnata Hai.
Shayari
manoj kumar
Tue, Jul 09, 2013
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Apki Wafa Hamesha Mujhpar Udhar Rahegi,
Meri Zindagi Apki Muskurahat Par Nisar Rahegi,
Diya H Apne Itna Pyar Mujhe,
Ki Mar Kar B Meri Zindgi Apki Karzdar Rahegi.
Shayari
manoj kumar
Tue, Jul 09, 2013
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Doorian Bahut Hai Par Itna Smajh Lo,
Pass Rahkar Hi Koi Rishta Khas Nahi Hota,
Tum Dil Ke Pas Itne Ho Ki,
Dooriyon Ka Ehsaas Nahi Hota.
Shayari
manoj kumar
Tue, Jul 09, 2013
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Heart Attack Wali Beizzati :P
Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.
Hindi Jokes
manoj kumar
Tue, Sep 06, 2016
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Subah Ka Mausam Jaise Jannat Ka Ehsas,
Ankhon Me Nind Or Chai Ki Talas,
Jagne Ki Majburi Thoda Or Sone Ki Aas,
Par Apka Din Shub Ho Hamari Good Morning K Sath.
Good Morning
manoj kumar
Sun, Apr 26, 2015
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Udaas Hai Dil Or Ankho Me Nami Hai
Jaise Rutha Hai Aasman
Our Khamosh Ye Zami Hai,
Yaad Na Karne Ki
Koi To Wajah Batao
Naaraaz Ho Hamse
Ya Wakt Ki Kami Hai.
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manoj kumar
Tue, Jul 09, 2013
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Kavi Kavi Khamoshi Bhi Bahut Kuch Keh Jati Hai
Tarapne Ke Lie Bahut Kuchh Chhor Jati Hai,
Life Ho Ya Sigrate,
Jalne K Baad Sirf Rakh Hi Chhor Jati Hai.
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manoj kumar
Tue, Jul 09, 2013
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Golden Thought Of The Day
Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa
And Tears
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Boys Express Their Feelings With Sutta
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Beers..
Funny
manoj kumar
Mon, Nov 02, 2015
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I Never Worry Abt Who Wishes Me
When I Win Or Happy,
But I Just See Who Hold My Hand When
I Lose Every Thing In My Life.
Miscellaneous
manoj kumar
Tue, Jul 09, 2013
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